Dating at the Track

I think she's talking about more than one babe.

[Calzone Lord]

Embarassingly...RHT played a role in me getting the 1st date.

I had a little Internet rivalry going with this girl. We went to the same school, but she was like 3.5 years younger. I never met her before or knew her though.

I would tell RHT what to post and when to post it and inject him into the feud. RHT did a great job and was an admirable force for good -- right up until he started going apesh!t rouge on me.

There is something about RHT's looks and personality that makes him surprisingly useful as long as you can sort of control him. He was the perfect Facebook wingman.

The unlikely DrugS/RHT team had so much promise and might have been able to score a ton of upset slayings of nice looking respectable chicks by me...but, the alliance backfired badly when RHT started to hate me for no apparent reason and act like an uncontrollable lunatic.

He's a morbidly obese stevie janowski.

[geeker2]

They should replace LUCK with your story. You could have humans die and no one would care.

[fpsoxfan]

I thought I was reading one of those Dear Playboy letters from the 80's. The only difference is you made no mention of getting laid on that first night....So???????? Good story though!

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

I thought I was reading one of those Dear Playboy letters from the 80's. The only difference is you made no mention of getting laid on that first night....So???????? Good story though!

I'm 100% sure I didn't get laid. I did however accuse her of Roofying me and possibly raping me while I was blacked out in her bed.

[fpsoxfan]

A buddy of mine from Saratoga had an interesting thing happen at the track many years ago. It was toward the end of the meet and he was hanging out in the Jim Dandy Bar getting hammered and saw a lady that seemed real pretty to him. He said oh WTF and walked up to her and said "I just want to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I've seen at the track today." They have been married now for 7 years and have two great kids. True Story!!! So......you never know!

[Danzig]

wow, how romantic!

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

"I just want to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I've seen at the track today."

That line might not get you anywhere at PID.

My father just had surgery for prostate cancer last week. It takes a truly dedicated horse player to show up at the track carrying a bag of your own piss hooked up to your dick around with you.

I was joking around with him that he should go downstairs into the casino and try to pick up chicks with that bag.