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01-31-2012, 06:40 PM
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David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Mitt Romney Is Getting Cocky"
10. Answers all questions with, "So's your mother" 9. Offered Santorum a 10,000-vote head start in South Carolina primary 8. He's forwarding his mail to the White House — Wow, that's cocky 7. Skipping next three primaries to go on tour with Young Jeezy 6. Started selling his own commemorative presidential plates on QVC 5. Donated $50,000 to Rick Perry's campaign 4. Now spelling "Mittt" with three T's 3. Ended debate by taking out wad of bills and "making it rain" 2. Wants to rename states Mittchigan, Mittsouri, Mittsissippi, and New Mittsico 1. Offered to help Newt with his concession speech Colbert Super PAC raises $1 million; non-satirical PACs to follow. http://nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com/_ne...pacs-to-follow
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) 
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01-31-2012, 08:33 PM
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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01-31-2012, 09:56 PM
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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