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Yeah, that's a terrific story. Please, keep them coming.
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Please tell us tomorrow all about the huge longshot you hit today.
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how many times must one state it that evaluating, talking about, looking at, discussing a race etc. does not mean one wagers on it! |
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Did you hear the one about a fair maiden who gets porked by 7 creepy dwarfs passes out from the horror of being defiled by flithy horny little people and is left for dead. A prince finds her in an alley pulls the apple out of her A...s...s that was stuck there to stop the bleeding brings her to the hospital for treatment where she is refused medical services because she didnt have health Insurance. After a lengthy recovery from both physical and psycological trama she meets the prince. Upon meeting his maiden they fall in love after he shows her the apple that he has been keeping preserved in mason jar. I think Disney re did it for an after school special. Oh she was paid 150 for half and half for an hour to be with the prince.
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Another heartwarming story:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. |
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Jack Handey?
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