The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

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Originally Posted by tiggerv

Before I post my winning entry, can I see a picture of the "ClydeVivor Champion!" tee-shirt?(NO) Will it come with a certificate of authenticity?(YES) Does it smell like Lake Erie?(I COULD DUNK IT IN THE NEARBY POND IF YOU WISH) Is it made of wool?(NO) What colors are available?(YOUR CHOICE) Is it loose enough to not constrict my massive guns yet accentuate my washboard abs?

(WINNER WILL SELECT SIZE) (SO YOU WANT AN EXTRA SMALL)