The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

[Rileyoriley]

[clyde]

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Ok now My Little Pony is considered an advanced handicapping tool.

ror!

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Thanks everyone for the Congrats!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Fine work by the way in the Angels thread.

Both of you.

[clyde]

As round two nears, I would like to know if we may use the book, The Six Secrets of Successful Handicapping That are No Longer Secrets?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

As round two nears, I would like to know if we may use the book, The Six Secrets of Successful Handicapping That are No Longer Secrets?

As long as there are only 6, you may.

[clyde]

Promise.


Thanks in a huge way.

[my miss storm cat]

Quick question...

In this contest do we pick the loser in a 13 horse field and can we congratulate ourselves if we're right?

Thanks in advance.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Quick question...

In this contest do we pick the loser in a 13 horse field and can we congratulate ourselves if we're right?

Thanks in advance.

[my miss storm cat]

You did really really well today. Congrats!

Oh and congrats on not having a broken arm.

Must hurt when some people pat themselves on the back so much!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

You did really really well today. Congrats!

Oh and congrats on not having a broken arm.

Must hurt when some people pat themselves on the back so much!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Quick question...

In this contest do we pick the loser in a 13 horse field and can we congratulate ourselves if we're right?

Thanks in advance.

I believe you're confusing this with the political section. However you still may congratulate yourself if you lose ClydeVivor.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Promise.


Thanks in a huge way.

I'm watching you mister.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I believe you're confusing this with the political section. However you still may congratulate yourself if you lose ClydeVivor.

... but sistah the Sheikh made such a pick in the Dubai contest so I thought we could here as well.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... but sistah the Sheikh made such a pick in the Dubai contest so I thought we could here as well.

Those rules would only apply if we were in the Middle East and we were all Sheikhs.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Those rules would only apply if we were in the Middle East and we were all Sheikhs.

... and wannabe Sheikhs!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... and wannabe Sheikhs!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I'm watching you mister.

Oh my God!!





Tell me you're not!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.

Please add "The 6 Secrets of Handicapping that are no longer secrets" to the "May Use" list.

Please add "The 7 Secrets of Handicapping" to the "May NOT Be Used" list.
(I wonder if Twinkle from My Little Pony is the 7th secret????)

[clyde]

What about Everything You Already Know About Good Handicapping , but Do Not Believe ?