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Old 12-28-2011, 09:39 AM
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Whenever a see a petite 30-something blonde I think of Chantal and immediately get aroused.

Well...not really. I'm just being a di.ck.
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:06 AM
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Whenever the Spanish guy was filling up his buckets of ice @ Maggiano's over the holiday season, i would say; "Watch your back Juan Carlos!"
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:14 PM
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And I thought nothing could bottom =5 thread.




Oh well, there's always the "anyone heard any good jokes" thread.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:41 PM
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No there isn't.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:52 PM
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When I am driving on the parkway behind some dickhead texting my first thoughts are whether I should go outside or up the rail to get by.

Also I refer to Hugo Chavez as "Choppy"
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:07 PM
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Clod: Please go douche yourself.

jms: Good one.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:12 PM
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Oh my...I seem to have upset Brunhilda.



I'd hate to see her groom when she marries.
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