A crappy Christmas?

MaTH716 · #1 12-25-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

math...for future reference, do what tony and i did.

we're in biloxi-hours away from everyone!! great times. well, except for overpaying for lunch at the hard rock casino cafe. amazed at the casino crowd! didn't put a penny in a machine, just wandered around and left. i don't get how folks can sit in those for hours with all that noise.

Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................

MaTH716 · #2 12-25-2011, 03:55 PM

4:56 Jay sounds like he's having a meltdown, sounds like Jakes crying and my mother-in-law is mediating.

Merry Christmas to me.

GPK · #3 12-25-2011, 03:58 PM

I knew this was coming...

clyde · #4 12-25-2011, 04:01 PM

I can't wait for 7:05.

Let's watch.

Should be fun.

MaTH716 · #5 12-25-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

I knew this was coming...

I guess you got home ok.

5:05- Mother-in-Law suggests we sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. I grab my glass and go upstairs

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MaTH716 · #6 12-25-2011, 04:19 PM

5:12 Jay must be exhausted from watching and yelling at his kids for 4 minutes, he's asleep on my couch with his feet up.

Thankfully, Mrs. Math is working on dessert. I'm hoping I only have to endure 1 more hour of this crap.

Then life will be normal again for everyone and we can sit back and be amazed by Morty's facinating tales of imaginary boo bee's and Cleveland...................

THUD

MaTH716 · #7 12-25-2011, 04:20 PM

5:19 Jakes up, there's more yelling. Even Roxanne has threw her hat in the ring.

MaTH716 · #8 12-25-2011, 04:41 PM

5:34 Get this Jay has had enough. He rounds everyone up and next thing I know him and the clan are out of here without even saying goodbye. Adios, I guess he was tired of sitting on his ass in between gorging himself and complaining. He had had enough.

Time to survey the damage and help the Mrs. clean up.

clyde · #9 12-25-2011, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

5:12 Jay must be exhausted from watching and yelling at his kids for 4 minutes, he's asleep on my couch with his feet up.

Thankfully, Mrs. Math is working on dessert. I'm hoping I only have to endure 1 more hour of this crap.

Then life will be normal again for everyone and we can sit back and be amazed by Morty's facinating tales of imaginary boo bee's and Cleveland...................

THUD

I did miss this insipid remark.

MaTH716 · #10 12-25-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

I did miss this insipid remark.

Wow, looks like someone got a dictionary for Christmas................

bigrun · #11 12-26-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde

I did miss this insipid remark.

You been stalking Rita again..

that's one of her words...

Danzig · #12 12-25-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................

they're all grown. but you can certainly escape with younger kids, we've done that too.
my belief is if you wouldn't put up with them the rest of the year, why ruin a holiday with them?

MaTH716 · #13 12-25-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

they're all grown. but you can certainly escape with younger kids, we've done that too.
my belief is if you wouldn't put up with them the rest of the year, why ruin a holiday with them?

Unfortunately it's kind of a package deal between my mother-in-law/brother-in-law. He stays with her alot, because in her eyes he's the king and could do nothing wrong. So he gets away with leaving the kids there (when he has them) and she watches them while he goes out with his GF or stays there and lays on her couch.
It puts my wife in a very tough position, especially since she knows how I feel. Besides, many times she has the same beliefs about her brother as I do. She's upset that she killed herself fo nought. It's really not fair to either one of us (mainly her). I shouldn't have to police other people's kids in my house.

My main two gripes are, how about thanking your sister for hosting/cooking for you and your family. Just show a little graditude (even if you are making it up).
How about every once in a while you get your ass off my couch and make sure you kids are behaving.

I'm really not asking for much, it's just common courtesy.

Danzig · #14 12-25-2011, 06:44 PM

yeah, i know what you mean. my brother is a loser. so i just have nothing to do with him. works so much easier that way. they won't change, so i decided it's not worth the aggravation.
it always makes me wonder...people make so much effort for those who just aren't worth it, while the normal folks get no attention. i'd imagine that's how it is for your wife with her mother.