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Old 12-25-2011, 02:17 PM
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Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:46 PM
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Good luck Matt, we'll be watching. Tell Michael to distract him and then go for the nose.
Thanks Tom

Still relatively quiet. The biggest pain in the ass so far is my brother-in-law. Acting lke a 5 year old by constantly asking when are we opening presents. Then making faces with every box he opens. Now it's the when are we eating questions. Also my mother-in-law almost incited a riot by giving out scratch off' to a bunch of kids 11 and under. Michael actually won $25 bucks. Thank God I found the ticket instead of my brother-in-law, it would have definitely taken a walk.
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:50 PM
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If anyone else is reading this...kill yourself;join me ,won't you?
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:57 PM
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If anyone else is reading this...kill yourself;join me ,won't you?
If I knew that would have been the end result, I would have posted something a long time ago, even if I had to make it up............................
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Old 12-25-2011, 03:24 PM
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math...for future reference, do what tony and i did.

we're in biloxi-hours away from everyone!! great times. well, except for overpaying for lunch at the hard rock casino cafe. amazed at the casino crowd! didn't put a penny in a machine, just wandered around and left. i don't get how folks can sit in those for hours with all that noise.
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Old 12-25-2011, 03:54 PM
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math...for future reference, do what tony and i did.

we're in biloxi-hours away from everyone!! great times. well, except for overpaying for lunch at the hard rock casino cafe. amazed at the casino crowd! didn't put a penny in a machine, just wandered around and left. i don't get how folks can sit in those for hours with all that noise.
Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................
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4:56 Jay sounds like he's having a meltdown, sounds like Jakes crying and my mother-in-law is mediating.

Merry Christmas to me.
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Old 12-25-2011, 06:23 PM
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Dani, how old are your kids?

Things are starting to get interesting. Here are the hilights from 3:30-4:30
Jerkoff brother-in-law, moaning and making faces like a baby when almost everyone else wins on a scratch off tickets instead of him. i win $30 bucks and tell him i won a hundred just to piss him off evem more.

Then he proceeds to make faces when everyone compliments Mrs. Math on how good dinner is. To make matters worse he takes his plate of food and puts it in the microwave, claimimg it wasn't hot enough. Steam could be seen billowing out of the tray of lasagna and my head at the same time.

Mary's first contribution of the day, as she riles up all the kids to chase and try to beat up Timmy as the adults are still eating.

Children minus Mary seem to be playing nicely upstairs, she decides to go up and chaos ensues. Jay actually gets off his chair to see whats going on.

Jake is starting in with Michael, mostly name calling (they are calling each other stupid dummies). Then he takes a little swipe Mike. I witness the whole thing as Michael tells me hat happens. I tell Mike to hit him back and jake runs out of the room screamng and goes to hide.

For the most part it's still been better than expected, only damage has been to some cheap basketball game of Michaels and Matt's Eli Manning fathead in his room (whichis on t's last legs anyway).

I hear banging and some screaming going on right now, I'm going to investigate and freshen up my beverage........................
they're all grown. but you can certainly escape with younger kids, we've done that too.
my belief is if you wouldn't put up with them the rest of the year, why ruin a holiday with them?
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Old 12-25-2011, 03:51 PM
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You have been doing just that in the play alongs...which is why I quit reading it.
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