The Cleveland Sporty Page

[horseofcourse]

Ok, here's how I kill this thread.

If team owners knew people were willing to pay to watch gorillas play football it would've been done ages ago. Cheaper to pay 100 bananas per season to a dumb gorilla with limited rights. Oh wait, what's that? That's the voice of thousands of enraged hippies demanding gorilla rights. Then owners would be forced to go back to humans thus forcing another one of you to create a post about how some other animal can play football.

Dolphins have higher mathematical skills than humans. They just don't have the hands to write stuff down!

^ makes as much sense as football-playing gorillas.

[horseofcourse]

...and the final post on the gorillas playing NFL sporty thread on the physics forum was this classic...



Rome lasted approximately 900 years. I am not correcting you to make a point about the merits or demerits of sports. I just don't like it when people are ignorant about history. I would correct you no matter what your opinion is on sports.

By my count you are both wrong on the duration of Rome. It should start with Romulus and end with the fall of Constantinople. A degraded state is a state afterall, we aren't talking of how long ago Great Britain went defunct now aren't we. So from Romulus (753 BC) to the Fall of Byzantium to the Ottomans (1453 AD) I think you should be a bit closer to 2206 years give or take.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

...and the final post on the gorillas playing NFL sporty thread on the physics forum was this classic...



Rome lasted approximately 900 years. I am not correcting you to make a point about the merits or demerits of sports. I just don't like it when people are ignorant about history. I would correct you no matter what your opinion is on sports.

By my count you are both wrong on the duration of Rome. It should start with Romulus and end with the fall of Constantinople. A degraded state is a state afterall, we aren't talking of how long ago Great Britain went defunct now aren't we. So from Romulus (753 BC) to the Fall of Byzantium to the Ottomans (1453 AD) I think you should be a bit closer to 2206 years give or take.

aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[horseofcourse]

Wisconsin Whitewater 3
Mount Union 0

start of 2nd half...didn't know they were playing tonight...it's on EVPN2, may have to watch a little bit.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Wisconsin Whitewater 3
Mount Union 0

start of 2nd half...didn't know they were playing tonight...it's on EVPN2, may have to watch a little bit.

I know I am..they went up 7-3, as I am sure you know.

[clyde]

Why Is The Wrong Team In Purlpey!!?




We're Losing 10-0 After 3!!!!

[horseofcourse]

Great game. 13-10 final...I think Whitewater was a hair better, but they are pretty identical. I guess they win the series 4-3 and have outscored Mount now by 2 points in the 7 games!

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Why Is The Wrong Team In Purlpey!!?




We're Losing 10-0 After 3!!!!

They're identical teams I think...even same team colors. They could play that game 10 times and it would probably be 5-5.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Ok, here's how I kill this thread.

If team owners knew people were willing to pay to watch gorillas play football it would've been done ages ago. Cheaper to pay 100 bananas per season to a dumb gorilla with limited rights. Oh wait, what's that? That's the voice of thousands of enraged hippies demanding gorilla rights. Then owners would be forced to go back to humans thus forcing another one of you to create a post about how some other animal can play football.

Dolphins have higher mathematical skills than humans. They just don't have the hands to write stuff down!

^ makes as much sense as football-playing gorillas.

nnnnnnnnnnnno!!