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Old 12-15-2011, 11:22 PM
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Old 12-15-2011, 11:48 PM
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1) olympic skating style sex judges all holding a "1".

2) anything severed.

3) more than one cat box.

4) ex-boyfriend.

5) really, i like your cat but even the one cat box in the bedroom is gross.
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:33 AM
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The 5 things my girly friend would find in my room,whether she likes them or not:



5....The book, How to Make Friends and Influence People

4....5 gallons of Olive Oil

3....The book, The Proper Way to Apply Olive Oil to a Girl's Googlie

2....A beautiful mahogany bed painted on the floor by that famous street painter

1....An ice box containing Sorbet and FreddyHO's head with his severed foot stuck in its mouth
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:51 AM
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The 5 things one would find in Arletta's room:




5....The book, The Proper Way to Walk in High Heels

4....3 sets of crutches, a walker and copious ankle fracture support clamps

3....A trash can with 28 pairs of broken high heels

2....A "we're dropping you" letter from her medical insurance company

1....An ice box containing sorbet and the head of Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy with a salmon patty stuck in his mouth
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:07 PM
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1. pg1985
2. jcsxxxx
3. rocktardhen1985
4. smooth operators porsche
5. jesus
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