32 Rules of Thanksgiving Football

[Heels1989]

Originally Posted by GBBob

17. No show-off football lingo. No screaming "trips left" or "zone blitz." Uncle Dale doesn't want to play the "nickel package." He wants to get this stupid game over with, have a vodka and stand in the kitchen eating stuffing with his hands.

So no "Hot Route, Hot Route, Red Seven, Hot Route"

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

So no "Hot Route, Hot Route, Red Seven, Hot Route"

You could really just put "Uncle Bob" in there instead of Uncle Dale. Of course, I'm not an Uncle, but who cares

[Danzig]

23. If you throw six interceptions in a row, let someone else play quarterback, or sign with the Washington Redskins.

yeah, i laughed. but it hurt.

[hi_im_god]

two of the rules are redundant. i'll never be able to hit aunt frances in the throat with a football that lacks wings or a propeller.