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Old 10-12-2011, 09:53 AM
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My favorite:

"This idiot did not fall off of a horse - HE JUMPED OFF! Thats how jockeys determine who's gonna win on any given day. (a birthday, anniversary, needs mortgage money) This jockey was clearly standing up and holding the horse back for most of the race. The only way to lose is make it look good by jumping over the rail. To bad the horse gets hurt when the peckerhead jockey steers it to close to the rail for his jump."

(headdesk)
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