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[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Sizeless is now being referred to as "Lady" and ''Strikemore" from disgruntled fans.


I found it amusing.

I can't fathom why he in his physical condition is still playing games either. Although I guess playing one more week won't do any more damage. He defines the word damage. They completely shut Chew down which tells me what they think of those two. They could care less how much damage Sizeless does to himself.

[horseofcourse]

Hey, they're playing baseball right now...more Exhausto for our pleasure!! It's the war for 2nd place on display.

[clyde]

Whoa!

I see he's pitching a 5 hitter...of course he's still in the 4th inning.Hafner hit a homer...on pace for 77 if he plays another 3 years..or so---combined,and stuff.

That means someone must have ripped the jersey off Ptomaine again.

I see you're right...2 games.The walk up for this first game was 37.Wow...they had already sold 12 . So the crowd is huge and really into this baby.





Wake me when my nightmare is over.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I can't fathom why he in his physical condition is still playing games either. Although I guess playing one more week won't do any more damage. He defines the word damage. They completely shut Chew down which tells me what they think of those two. They could care less how much damage Sizeless does to himself.

You're good;I can never tell when Sizeless is injured or 100%.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

You're good;I can never tell when Sizeless is injured or 100%.

It's because it actually is the same thing. Sizeless at 100 percent is injured to some extent.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

It's because it actually is the same thing. Sizeless at 100 percent is injured to some extent.

SportyFans, you have to be a Tribe enthusiast to know the raw brilliance of the above statement.




OOOOOOOOOO

[horseofcourse]

Not much to report from Tuesday. Judge Judy and that guy named Putnam hit a ton of batters so that happened. A 1 run win (Exhausto!) and a 1 run loss with 4 AAA pitchers pitching. Sizeless hit a sacrifice fly, his first offensive contribution since returning!! Oh well. Could have gone above .500 but instead, still below. We maintain our 1.5 game vice lock on 2nd place. I'm gonna have to start calculating some magic numbers.

[clyde]

spit!!






rolling an' laughing!!

[clyde]

Oh mine Got...where do we get these guys from already!!?




Surely Sell Yount can have a spot on this team.