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[clyde]

Oh boy.

I hate Abner Doubleday.



Well Ohio State certainly has shown an offense that just may rival the Indian's.The defense is of the break but don't bend variety.

I realize more players got caught with their filthy fingers in the cookie jar....but this is right after the Skin Illustration Caper.What the fucl< are they doing over there?

Geez..they must now have 34 players in the penalty box.I mean, bridges don't have this many suspensions.





Ah dunno, Toledo really isn't a cake walk.....but this game did not paint a bright fuzzy for the rest of the year.They were 16 yards away from winning.





And I thought they were the one team that just might light up my life.

Fucl< me.

[clyde]

I broke down and just listened to the Browns' first "offensive" series of the season.

Some things never change.

Started listening to the Browns' first "defensive" series.






...uh,no...

[clyde]

I tuned the game in and out...when they were so thoroughly happy with that 17-13 lead---you knew they would lose.

You knew it.

To what was supposed to be a horrible team---at the Browns' home field.




And so...they did.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

I broke down and just listened to the Browns' first "offensive" series of the season.

Some things never change.

Started listening to the Browns' first "defensive" series.






...uh,no...

IT's really bad. They play very well mid game...17-3 in the 2nd and 3rd quarter!! Don't worry about the 24-0 in the 1st and 4th. Glass half full. Valbuena, Crowe and Marson went 7 for 12 with 5 rbi, that's the only Cleveland team I care about (Valbuena went deep)!! Obaldo continues to go ok...see, we're stupid I think! We;re in the Luck from STanford sweepstakes big time. McCoy is our 8th good backup quarterback we've gotten since 1999. Tim Couch is still the best qb we've had since we came back, and that's saying something awful, cause he stunk.

If we can't beat a Cincinnati team at home playing Andy Dalton and Bruce Gradkowski at qb, zero wins looks within the realm of possibilities this year. I say go for it.

[clyde]

Oh my God.



Everything is even worse than I thought.

Thank you.

[horseofcourse]

Drew Pomeranz made his major league debut today clyde, if you want to get really depressed look at that box score!! To be fair, Alex White has stunk badly in Colorado, but they only have to hit 50 percent on the trade.

[clyde]

White, based on his 2 or 3 first ML starts with the Tribe...as long as he gets over the finger boo-boo.... I think will do very well.

I can't look at DP's stat....can't do it.



I'll vomit and already have twice today, but thanks so much.

[slotdirt]

The Browns should collectively jump into Lake Erie for that awful performance. Cincinnati may end up being the worst team in football.