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Old 06-12-2006, 09:36 PM
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Yes, Miss storm cat, I am bruce ASSttodixie. I have never been his "ass" unless you count the one night where he overdosed on his meds and had one too many vodka tonics. We promised not to ever talk about it.

I will forward your info to boss. Now...GET LOST
Well now I need to weep because i called you ass but you are not one and i feel terrible!!! Would a vodka and tonic help you think????? Do you think he will take me under his wing? Can you get me an autograph? What meds did he OD on? Does he have issues??? i do!!!!! Thank you for being so nice and now i will go have that drink and fantasize about Dixie and Eugene and all the rest and the steel blue eyes and catlike movements!!!!! I will think about Rocky and Foggy and Roundy too but that is a given.Do you think about them too? Doesn't it make you all tingly all over??? Me too!!!!! Maybe we are related!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:42 PM
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You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:45 PM
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You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !
Get lost to where Dixie's house? Maybe his ass will pick me up!!! He or she likes me I can tell!!!! I think we are related!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:46 PM
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You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !
Boss, Boss!

Is this your super top secret clandestine screen name on here? I remember when that guy down the street said "hey, you being wise, you cracker?" Is that where you got that? I love it boss.

lets leave HAGS and HOPELESS broads alone. As you always say, dont shoot at lifeboats.
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:48 PM
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Boss, Boss!

Is this your super top secret clandestine screen name on here? I remember when that guy down the street said "hey, you being wise, you cracker?" Is that where you got that? I love it boss.

lets leave HAGS and HOPELESS broads alone. As you always say, dont shoot at lifeboats.
You got THAT right, kid.

They sing the national anthem EVERY day. Can't win'em all.
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:51 PM
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.I'll drive you Storm Cat psycho. I know where to find him.
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