Poetry Thread

[paulo537]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.

Lord Byron probably sampled you.