... but enough about you, let's talk about YOU!

[clyde]

but enough about you, let's talk about YOU!


Why,I'd be delighted to.


Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

I wanted an erector set, but never got one.Several of my "structural enginering " friends had them.They built magnificent examples of modern engineered structures.

They would say to me.."I have an erector set---I have an erector set.

And you dough-on't!


HA-HA

HA

HA-HA! "


So then I asked Santa for a demolition kit for Christmas.


> : >








I got one.




I blew up my friends structures..and shouted:


"You don't have an erector set...you don't have an erector set.



HA-HA

HA

HA-HA!! "




Commercials and jingles you remember...


Arlettah are you Bettah


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3fncWyVN4




What did you like to play?


Jim Brown ,Bbby Mitchell and Ray Renfro in the snow at Paul Revere Elementery School's playground...by myself....and announcing at the same time;until neighborhood people started watching me through their windows ...and laughing hysterically.




What did you want to be when you grew up?


MyCharmingClyde.



Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.


Richard Brady's sister.She was 14 and I was 8.I was very cute and she kissed me at his birthday party...very sensually.

But I didn't know what to do.

I still don't.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

I kindly did.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!




I once got a girl drunk and took her to a tattoo shop where I had the artist carve this on her upper thigh:


when whizzing....I enjoy being kissed



Then I left her there.