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Old 06-16-2011, 06:53 AM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Hot Wheels. It was the only thing my older brothers (4yrs and 5yrs older) would allow me to participate with them in. We used to set up a drag racing track on the back of a chair. Draw entries, make brackets on a piece of cardboard and hang it on the wall. Then race them against each other and declare a champion. I never won, but it was the fact that I was hanging out with my brothers.

Commercials and jingles you remember...
Way too many to list. I sing them to my kids whenever they say something to remind me of one and they just roll their eyes. Brylcream, a little dab will do ya.....

What did you like to play?

Depending on the season, football in the back yard, hockey on the frozen pond in my neighborhood (shoveling it was a bitch though) and baseball all summer long.


What did you want to be when you grew up?

A baseball player. I never really thought about real jobs as I got older. I still had no clue what I wanted to do as I entered college.


Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

First crush was Amy Vandermark in elementary school. She had it all. She was a cute farm girl with bleach blond hair. She was tall, tough and athletic enough kick most of the boys ass in any sport.

First kiss was some random spin the bottle victim in middle school. I have no recollection of who it was. It didn't leave a lasting impression.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
I'll abstain from the last question. Not that I am not brave, I can't think of anything that I haven't told someone.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:28 PM
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but enough about you, let's talk about YOU!


Why,I'd be delighted to.



Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

I wanted an erector set, but never got one.Several of my "structural enginering " friends had them.They built magnificent examples of modern engineered structures.

They would say to me.."I have an erector set---I have an erector set.

And you dough-on't!


HA-HA

HA

HA-HA! "


So then I asked Santa for a demolition kit for Christmas.


> : >








I got one.




I blew up my friends structures..and shouted:


"You don't have an erector set...you don't have an erector set.



HA-HA

HA


HA-HA!! "




Commercials and jingles you remember...


Arlettah are you Bettah


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3fncWyVN4




What did you like to play?


Jim Brown ,Bbby Mitchell and Ray Renfro in the snow at Paul Revere Elementery School's playground...by myself....and announcing at the same time;until neighborhood people started watching me through their windows ...and laughing hysterically.





What did you want to be when you grew up?


MyCharmingClyde.



Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.


Richard Brady's sister.She was 14 and I was 8.I was very cute and she kissed me at his birthday party...very sensually.

But I didn't know what to do.

I still don't.


Kindly answer one or all of the above.

I kindly did.


... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!




I once got a girl drunk and took her to a tattoo shop where I had the artist carve this on her upper thigh:


when whizzing....I enjoy being kissed



Then I left her there.

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