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Old 06-15-2011, 11:40 PM
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linda pasco walking out of her parent's house by the back gate in 8th grade. i had never kissed anyone and all of a sudden there's tongue. so confusing. but in a very nice way.

linda unfortunately went from hot jr high babe into overweight drug burnout living with her mom and working at pizza hut. i met her in my 40's and she showed up wearing a circus tent jean jacket with (i'm not kidding) a desiccated piece of cat **** hanging off the back. cats were shitting on her clothes and she hadn't noticed.

this is why i now live in the present. there really is no going back.
Great story and yes, let's hear it for the present!
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