The Green Monkey

If I have all that money:

a) I don't name a golf resort "The Green Monkey". I hire someone with more sense than me to name things.

b) When I make a mistake and do something stupid like naming a golf resort "The Green Monkey", I don't compound the mistake by spending the most ever paid for * (* = anything) and using that name as a "marketing tool".

c) If I read posts like this I go into the money room and roll around naked in $100 dollar bills until I feel better.

d) I think "scoreboard", then buy the naming rights to an NFL stadium and call it "The Green Monkey".