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Old 05-19-2011, 07:51 AM
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Gorebal Warming is to stop on May 21st.


Just read CooCooClockMaker and the other guy's Preakness comments on the horseys.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Two baboons could be deeper.



They actually get paid for that tripe?

Anyhoo....James, I have rediscovered the entire LoanMe song.Here it be:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvA...eature=related
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:29 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:35 PM
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May 21, 2011
Pisces( ASTROLOGY)


Your ambition is healthy, if not entirely outsized. Realistic goals will give you plenty of energy and motivation. There’s a possibility you may annoy others if you can’t back up the bluster with action.





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Old 05-20-2011, 10:23 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.


I will try and get my picks in before The Rapture".
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:22 AM
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Yes..good idea.Hard to post them if the world has ended.



Very anxious to see them.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:35 AM
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^ Crinkle...........


tosss




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Old 05-21-2011, 11:42 AM
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^^^^ Unidentified fossil.
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:09 PM
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Yes..good idea.Hard to post them if the world has ended.



Very anxious to see them.
Animal Kingdom
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Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:52 PM
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Animal Kingdom
Astrology
Dialed In
Mr. Commons

Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.

spit!!




Highly amusing!!



I lllove 2 and 3.

Funny,I have to do someone elses lawn,too.Been procrastinating.



tickee-tickee!
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Old 05-21-2011, 03:39 PM
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Another mowing break.....gosh this is rough duty.





Anyhoo--will Animal Crackers, 2nd time on dirt, experience deja vu today?Will he know it's really not?

What's he going to do when those other horseys exert a little energy for the first 6 furlongs??
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:39 PM
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Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.
Very fine work.









Oh....






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Very fine work.









Oh....






Muchos Machos Man gracias.
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:51 PM
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It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS




























NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.


















Do I look like Stevie?















Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.
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Old 05-22-2011, 02:40 AM
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Thanks so much...notice how I pick a straight tri and do not box half to all of the field.



I believe that's the goofy English way.

Oh well.
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