Name the Next Paddock Thread

[my miss storm cat]

What are you wearing while you're deciding your best longshot and what to eat during the post position draw this year?

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

What will you be drinking during the race?

[hi_im_god]

i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

I like the way you are thinking here.

[Sightseek]

Who is Baffert?

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

Justin Dew has over 1500 posts.

[notyep59]

could nehro beat zenyatta?

[GBBob]

I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by GBBob

I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

Nice form letter, I would also leave the option to insert whatever race name in place of Derby.

[miraja2]

I'm a little concerned that Bob might become so enamored with this pinwheelian posting style that he will become addicted to it and will therefore become unable to post in any other fashion.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GBBob

I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Thank you..it's a nice little cottage industry I'm developing here..