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Old 04-12-2011, 02:12 AM
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Kind of a weird tingle sensation in my right calf. Might be a false alarm - but no way I'm going to the doctor.
Hey numbnut

Try eating a banana or three. Better yet, maybe a couple of Vita-Cocos (potassium). If that doesn't work, maybe try some magnesium oil (topically). In lieu of spending $20 on that, maybe soak your leg in hot water with lots of epsom salts (another form of magnesium).

You could always amputate it too.
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:51 AM
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Hey numbnut

Try eating a banana or three. Better yet, maybe a couple of Vita-Cocos (potassium). If that doesn't work, maybe try some magnesium oil (topically). In lieu of spending $20 on that, maybe soak your leg in hot water with lots of epsom salts (another form of magnesium).

You could always amputate it too.
What Charlie said.
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:11 AM
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I forgot to add that you should try soaking your head for 20 minutes in that Epsom salt bath.

Some people use epsom salt baths to reduce swelling, among other things.
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:18 AM
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I forgot to add that you should try soaking your head for 20 minutes in that Epsom salt bath.

Some people use epsom salt baths to reduce swelling, among other things.
Don't forget who you are talking to.
You should probably be as specific as possible when describing certain body parts.........................
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:57 AM
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Don't forget who you are talking to.
You should probably be as specific as possible when describing certain body parts.........................
Good point.

Druggie, I meant your head as in the body part you breathe through.
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Old 04-12-2011, 02:45 PM
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ive got you in the death pool..but you should get an mri
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:12 PM
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ive got you in the death pool..but you should get an mri
Which pool? Natural cause, accident, crime victim, or suicide?
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:27 AM
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I forgot to add that you should try soaking your head for 20 minutes in that Epsom salt bath.

Some people use epsom salt baths to reduce swelling, among other things.
Helps when you grab a quarter as well.
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