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Old 03-29-2011, 08:10 PM
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It's my time to throw up.
I myself much prefer my Ecclesiastes 3 in the original LOLcat:

"theer has is a sison for evryting, and a tiems for every perpos under teh ceiling. 2 a tiemz 2 git kittehs, an a tiems 2 get ded. a tiemz to bury the cheezburger and a time to dig up the cheezburger you has planted. 3 tiemz 4 killin the mouses and tiemz 4 being ok with them but not rly. 4 theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. A teimz 4 weepins and a teimz 4 dancin. 5 a tiemz to keep cheezburger and a tiemz to give them away, srsly. teimz 4 hugs, tiemz when hugz are NOT WANTED. 6 a tiemz 4 lookin round and a timez 4 getin bored and stop lookin. 7 a tiemz 2 brak and a teimz 4 fix and a teimz 4 STFU and a teimz 2 talkz. 8 A teimz 4 LUV and a teimz 4 HAT. A teimz 4 lots a killin and a teimz 4 only killin when nobodys lookin. u get teh picture."
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Old 03-29-2011, 08:17 PM
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These are same types Serling will be teaching in the new NYRA beginners webcast.

http://www.nyra.com/aqueduct/stories/Mar112011.shtml

I can't effing wait!
I especially look forward to Andy on the subject of "Jockey Handicapping."
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:30 PM
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These are same types Serling will be teaching in the new NYRA beginners webcast.

http://www.nyra.com/aqueduct/stories/Mar112011.shtml

I can't effing wait!
I especially look forward to Andy on the subject of "Jockey Handicapping."
Has RHT been expelled yet?
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:42 PM
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March 29, 2011

WE’RE PROBABLY TALKING TO SOME TURK IN A COMPUTER LAB AT CAL POLY. ALL THESE TURKS DO IS CONTROL AND BRIBE THEIR WAY TO POWER. IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN ANOTHER TRY TO GET ZENYATTA PREGNANT WITH THESE HAGGLING TURKS WANTING MORE MONEY. YOU THINK JERRY WANTS TO NEGOTIATE WITH THESE THUGS? JERRY HAD ENOUGH DEALING WITH THEM AT A&M. ZENYATTA DON’T NEED THIS. THE TURKS WANT HER TO RUN SO THEY CAN SUCK MORE MONEY OUT OF THE SYSTEM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE’LL BE WEARING A BURKA.
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:46 PM
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WE’RE PROBABLY TALKING TO SOME TURK IN A COMPUTER LAB AT CAL POLY. ALL THESE TURKS DO IS CONTROL AND BRIBE THEIR WAY TO POWER. IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN ANOTHER TRY TO GET ZENYATTA PREGNANT WITH THESE HAGGLING TURKS WANTING MORE MONEY. YOU THINK JERRY WANTS TO NEGOTIATE WITH THESE THUGS? JERRY HAD ENOUGH DEALING WITH THEM AT A&M. ZENYATTA DON’T NEED THIS. THE TURKS WANT HER TO RUN SO THEY CAN SUCK MORE MONEY OUT OF THE SYSTEM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE’LL BE WEARING A BURKA.
Did you mean to say narcissistic Turks?

You also forgot a link to some fem sounding black guy trying to sing/croon on Youtube.
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:55 PM
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Did you mean to say narcissistic Turks?

You also forgot a link to some fem sounding black guy trying to sing/croon on Youtube.
Scuds also had a later post there when he again railed against the Turks.

The Youtube links are best left to pros like Coach.
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Old 03-29-2011, 10:16 PM
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What I find humorous is a mare who was reviled by so many, drilled by so many, called all sorts of names, elicited big sighs of relief at her retirement, still has managed to fill up 4 PAGES of comments on this thread.

And, they say she didn't bring in new fans.
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:07 AM
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HAHA even the way people defend their insanity on that site is through more insanity. I almost just fell out of my chair on this one.

Sorry, normally I do not lower myself to respond to ignorant people who have yet to evolve. However, yes – Dottie is the spokesperson. Zenyatta herself is not speaking, in words. However, animals are intelligent, USE tools, are sentient, are capable of problem-solving, are far more aware than most people ever will be throughout their lives, and – if you know anything about a horse, and their wild instincts, you might know that a horse, like a cat, is the only domestic animal that can revert to the wild. This is not conjecture – these are scientifc, biological facts, that have been proven through many years of research, and the research continues to prove even more. Did you know that whales actually have individual names for each other, and they call each other, by their names, using a very complex mode? Do you know anything about the wild horse’s family mode – how important family and freedom are to them? Truly, I think Dottie is right on – and she can ascertain many things about Zenyatta, through their relationship. There is a mode of communication between people & animals, and THAT has been proven again, and again, and again. The people who post here, are compassionate, OPEN to further education, are a support system, and are the type of people others feel happy to have in their lives. Your negative comments are deplorable. As far as Rachel Alexandra goes – I am happy that she is still in foal. She was a tremendous race mare, and I am sure she will be a good dam….However, one just needs to go back and view her last year, ESPECIALLY her last race – and see the agony (boy, were the whites in her eyes prevalent) as Borel repeatedly hit her – to know that – the people responsible for her – treated her – pretty much the way your post goes….Oh – but I am sure you never noticed that. Actually, I feel really sorry for Rachel Alexandra. Her spirit was broken that last year. And, as far as people like you ( I would NEVER do a negative post on Rachel’s site – I have too much class) – I encourage you to – educate youself, grow up – stop the stupid, inane competition (there is room for many great ones), and above all – please realize that condescending comments, based on small thinking.. will never prevail. I thank you.

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Old 03-30-2011, 04:45 AM
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after learning vic was to become a steward..she could not bring a foal into this world..
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:41 PM
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after learning vic was to become a steward..she could not bring a foal into this world..


Fine, fine work.
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