Polytrack?

What do Polytrack, Xerox, and Coke all have in common?

They're brand names that are used as if they weren't.

It's an artificial dirt surface. Unless you are talking specifically about the brand they use at Keenland and Turfway.

Polytrack wasn't even the first.

Now get me a soda and finish the copying.

[Downthestretch55]

Thanks Steve!
This is hillarious!
For the enquiring minds...
mine are 50%/50% poly and cotton. Had to look at the label.
I don't think Jimmy Carter is hiding in 'em, but I don't take a look too often.
Now, about the brown in the crotch....I'm looking for tips from Mike.
To me, it looks like "dirt"...but it doesn't smell like it.
Jimmy C never complained.
Anyway...should it be hot, cold, gentle...?
Shucks, now I have to go to "esoteric" for laundry advice.

[Danzig]

well lookie here, a rubber room!!!!!

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