I'm considering starting a Diploma Mill - any advice before I get started?

[my miss storm cat]

I'm thinking you could be a consultant of sorts... an internet racing board specialist.

Duties would include being kinda like an agent and offering your services (for a small fee, of course) to find the right board for the individual poster... where they'd fit in and stuff so they won't be wasting their time (like imagine Rare Bog - who I miss - on Thoroughbred Champions and tell me what's wrong with that picture).

You could call it... God I don't know something long, boring and professional sounding.. thoroughbred ubercool brother expericnced and specialist of collection of boards and kooks etc TUBE SOCK for short).

Of course a faith healer would work too.

Or my last idea and I thought of this one reading a few of your posts... how about a grief counselor?