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Old 01-14-2011, 07:47 PM
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"Morty I told you to tie a board to your a$$ ....DON'T WORRY I WILL GET YOU OUT"
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:01 PM
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"Morty I told you to tie a board to your a$$ ....DON'T WORRY I WILL GET YOU OUT"
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:06 PM
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The "Center of the Universe on this Forum" just before his skull exploded:

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Old 01-14-2011, 08:10 PM
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think I will delete my lame azz post
these are soooo much better

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Old 01-14-2011, 08:13 PM
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think I will delete my lame azz post
these are soooo much better

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Nooo!

You get a spanking for deleting.
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:15 PM
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Nooo!

You get a spanking for deleting.
OOOOOOHH!!!! Can I delete mine next??!! Please?
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:16 PM
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OOOOOOHH!!!! Can I delete mine next??!! Please
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:22 PM
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There's a blow job joke here somwhere...

Something something head....

Why can't I come up with it?
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:39 PM
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The barometric pressure here in Texas is NOT what I was expecting!!!

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Fat Charts, get your Fat Charts here...........
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The barometric pressure here in Texas is NOT what I was expecting!!!
ROR !!
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Is this what she meant when she said bad things happed when you let the little head think for the big one?
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