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#1 01-07-2011, 06:10 PM

All he needs is a lone star coffee mug and a look of utter desperation and hopelessness.

clyde · #2 01-07-2011, 06:14 PM

Coach...I think you are one of those now in desperation.

Of course,I'm lying..and I'm wrong.

Just to preempt the FOFs

#3 01-07-2011, 06:18 PM

If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.

clyde · #4 01-07-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.

And you as Al Sharpton.

#5 01-07-2011, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

And you as Al Sharpton.

Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

clyde · #6 01-07-2011, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

Gee..maybe I should have said Earl Scheib.

Gosh I'm so sorry.

clyde · #7 01-07-2011, 06:44 PM

Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1