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Old 12-30-2010, 07:25 PM
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tanks
datisnotUisit?anyways...decatwantsmenow

ps---liked your jokes
LOL! Already stated - the elderly lady in jerkhose's video choice looks like my 96-year old aunt.
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Old 12-30-2010, 07:26 PM
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Quote of the Day

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became
optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."

Anonymous LtCol USAF (Ret)
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:19 PM
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:38 PM
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!^^^^ Instant Classic!!!^^^^^
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:46 PM
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I might have been a bit premature with the jumping the shark talk. I've been literally laughing out loud at some of these posts today.
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:53 PM
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I'm accused of being an attention whore - yet, they're the ones paying sooooo much attention to me.

I continue to be flattered because every knock is a boost, and ya gotta be two steps behind me to kick me in the ***.

Carry on, sophomorons.
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Old 12-30-2010, 09:07 PM
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News Release: New Penis Study

Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and a cost of over $180,000. The results of the
study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results of the study were published, Germany decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results
of the U.S. study were incorrect.

After three years and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the WOMAN with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided to
conduct their own study. The Poles didn't really trust the U.S. or German
studies.

So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of $3, the Polish study was complete. The Polish study came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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