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Old 12-27-2010, 11:23 PM
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:25 PM
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clyde---i have 2nded demotion in de"smartposts" sodatUwillstay
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goodnite&sweetdreams
thnx so much

dey dun like me so i have 2 look s2pid
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:43 PM
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Boy..is this hokey or what??

It's like the Book of Statistics....sorry about the awful music at the start:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlyHNU-UyUg
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:04 AM
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Would be very proud to say I did not take Printheth Chlorine's age test as I do find her nonensical i-net noodlings outrageous.


I already know when I am going to die anyways.

It will be soon....there will be a convergence of armed fucl<faces upon this shelter where I am sheltered.They will be armed with military assault rifles and will pump hundreds of rounds into my little body,killing me instantly.




They will be the fat,gutless crowd here...you know, the usual fucl<faces.Stevie will give them an alibi and say they were all blowing each other in the smart threads when the assaults occurred.




But I will go to Heaven and will be allowed to whizz on them when they they go goat fucl<ing.





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Old 12-28-2010, 12:06 AM
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That's your bedtime story.



GoodNighty-pookins.
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Old 12-28-2010, 02:23 AM
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..am having a nightmare, i know it....i think i'm on nerdytrail,but i'm not......it seems real though....someone has approached me from behind and they have their hands on my shoulders and at first it's like they are trying to comfort me as i watch dumbfucl<inger trying to eat muffy-moo's snot filled nose.....but then the hands are moving inward toward a common goal....now they don't seem friendly...almost like they want to choke me..and i reach up to touch one of those hands with one of mine and they feel big and cold and rough...they are going to try and choke me!!! ....i wake up and still feel them!!...and then they're gone when i quickly turn to face the beast...it wasn't a nightmare.....on the floor next to me is a racing program from the foulgrounds............i think i'm falling back to sleep now....
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Old 12-28-2010, 04:45 AM
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They are assembling now,I can smell their stink.

The pigs are rubbing their fat on each others face as if some queer oinment to give the mass armed courage they don't have.They relieve themselves ... excrement in their uniforms bearing NRA witicisms as they march here.


They suck their own joints for their pleasure.




And they will kill one to make one billion pigs happilly offer arbotion residue to their Mothers twats.

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Old 12-28-2010, 06:47 AM
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That's your bedtime story.



GoodNighty-pookins.
That was wundaful! Please tell me a'nutta one Daddy...
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:17 AM
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Not until 6 eats youknowhat.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:37 AM
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Calculate Your Cancer Cells.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:38 AM
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Caalculate Your Proclivity for Being Stupid.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:39 AM
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And Finally,Caclulate How Likely You Are to Quack Out Loud at an Irish Funeral.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:46 AM
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And now, a message from hour sponsor:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7UguDRPoow

In this one...can you hear the elephant dancing to this in its plodding way?



It's at night and he's a circus elephant; has a leg chained to an iron stake and he is trying to act out what he feels.

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Old 12-28-2010, 07:49 AM
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SeatleFeldspar is posting again here..in The Labyrinth.




What a fucl<in' dork.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:54 AM
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But he's no Steve Poppycock.
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:59 AM
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The latest overused false interest googlie....."So,how was your Christmas?"



"Well how the fucl< should I know? How was your Death Day? Jesus...shut up already."
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:43 AM
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cryin dispenser and hi i'm dog...






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuHdAQ99hs
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:16 AM
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cryin dispenser and hi i'm dog...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuHdAQ99hs
One of the brothers was shot and killed by LA police in 2008 after a manic/depressive episode where he pulled a gun on officers.

How more perfect for this thread can you get !!

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Old 12-28-2010, 10:24 AM
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They sent me back here....they don't like me.
It's a good thing cause I was gonna start a candle light vigil thread in Get Togethers even though you said you're the only one allowed to begin threads there and then you would have somehow known and been mad and haunted me and, and..
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:53 AM
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