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Old 12-24-2010, 09:27 PM
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The laser in mah PS3 jus' sh1t tha bed....Surely a sign.... God is communicatin' thru ME this fine eve of the birth of his progeny or there abouts - - see'in as it's conveniently like 2 days after the shortest day of the year and all (his wordz):


1. God said that Clyde shall remain amongst us... much to our chagrin and good taste.

2. He said that Coach is doing his work and that all you all suck ass mother fuc<kahs bettah start representin'

3. He thinks Gooey is the coolest chick on the planet - he fore saw her greatness, but never envisioned how awesome she would turn out.

4. He thinks that Ralphy might wanna invest in sandbags

5. He thinks =5 and KGB need to move to Tampa

That's it... He only gave me 5 but I'm sure there is a lot more....















Merry Kalikimaka
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:35 PM
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Holy Mother of God!!








I forgot how early it was..won't be leaving for almost an hour.

Oiling the machine with MerHigh......you guys are scary!!!!
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:50 PM
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6. God says ET knows WAAAYYY too much about horseys for his age... It's a game for old fuc1<s..

ET: find a nice girl....settle down...

7. AE is a dingbat when it comes to Music or Pop Culture - but he IS a mench...Happy New Year, John

8. God.......meh....Gave up on the rest of you sonsabitches




















Good Luck







































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Old 12-24-2010, 09:51 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaSn-zay-rY
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:58 PM
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This is all making me drink more MerHigh than I planned.



Gosh I hope I can find that church.

Golly...just findng midnight will be hard.
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:00 PM
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Oh boy...that last gulp was a radiator.




whew!!
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:09 PM
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9. Da Gopher and Ralphy are both going to be charged with Esso Cent once God takes Clyde

[SPOLIER] Won't be tha day after Xmas like he thinks[/SPOILER]




10. New Sheriff in town - after a bunch of hyjinks and gossip and shady dealins'.... RockTard makes a play for control.






11. Hossy knocks down the superfluous bullsh1t and demands a halt to all the ridiculousnesss



12. Buncha newbs side w/ Rocktard cuz he PWNZ'd Madden and they don;t know what a horse is but think HE is tha BBOMBZIIII


13. Horse Racing dies... 2011

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Old 12-24-2010, 10:12 PM
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I'm lost and I have yet to leave.





Ah wonder who?
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:15 PM
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Have doused myself with patchouli,jasmine and vaniller.


Should cover the MerHigh aroma.

Plus...I'm easy to find should I get lost.
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Old 12-25-2010, 07:42 AM
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I'm lost and I have yet to leave.





Ah wonder who?
Just click your heels and see what happens.
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:16 PM
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14. Sirloin and Blewett put that fat douche in his place once and for all.

RockTard still loses his family betting against the rail on the Inner.

15. God just said 14 is certain - 15...gimme a minute...
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Old 12-25-2010, 04:57 PM
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The laser in mah PS3 jus' sh1t tha bed....Surely a sign.... God is communicatin' thru ME this fine eve of the birth of his progeny or there abouts - - see'in as it's conveniently like 2 days after the shortest day of the year and all (his wordz):


1. God said that Clyde shall remain amongst us... much to our chagrin and good taste.

2. He said that Coach is doing his work and that all you all suck ass mother fuc<kahs bettah start representin'

3. He thinks Gooey is the coolest chick on the planet - he fore saw her greatness, but never envisioned how awesome she would turn out.

4. He thinks that Ralphy might wanna invest in sandbags

5. He thinks =5 and KGB need to move to Tampa

That's it... He only gave me 5 but I'm sure there is a lot more....















Merry Kalikimaka
Thank you and Mele Kalikimaka to you too!
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:20 PM
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Prudent Aggression
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:22 PM
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The Dance of the DNA.
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