Just One More Victory

[clyde]

Thanks so much...really,really.




But next time...no more Mr.NiceGuy.

[clyde]

I'm so sentimental..sniff.

I can be like a tree just dripping sap.








Which reminds me.That run to Kent where I passed the old place I lived...at least the ground it was once on.I recall this girl my sister set me up with.Funny, nice girl....HUGE boo bees...HUGE.Had to be in the 42-44 range.

Them's Himalayas man!!



Long story knockdown....came back to the place late at night.Having all sorts of fun with her,only to find out she's a virgin and "please,only for the one I marry." That's true! Those things do happen.

But she said to get some lube and she would let me doo dah her between the boo bees.

I'd never done that and it sounded like a weirding out thing, but I was too far gone so...ah did.



And I shot her right between the eyes.




!!!!...sssso funny! She SCREAMED and said .."GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!


I funny ran for a towel..laughing hard (why-I don't know.)

I swear it really got her right between the eyes.




So....I better stop reminiscing.

[Rudeboyelvis]

It's these uncontrollable outspurts ....err outbursts.... that may be hindering your lofty appeal



















Steevie won't put up with this in the smarty threads

[clyde]

Simply put;I've been double muffed.



The piss of death.

I hate them.

[clyde]

Stevie won't matter hark me.


He will scatter dart me.







It's the only way in to get out.

[clyde]

Everyone must be out Clydey notshopping.


I really don't want to washy clothesy.

But I must not.






Tonight..in the night,when it's dark;RareMuff gooses statues in the park.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Nicholas Ten Toes and KGB both celebrating birthdays today.


This must be noted here for the finah folks that cannot view the "other parts" of Steevie's Wasteland...





I shalll offer up a sweet rendition in honor of their mad phat handicappin' skillz:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiK5st6CDYQ