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Old 12-14-2010, 10:41 PM
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I don't think many will be telling what their Christmas Wish is after the opening debacle by "contributors."



But oh well.




To make up for it, here is something I always liked so much and lost.My patner in rhyme found it agian for me and perhaps some of you with more than two peas in a pod for a noodle will like it,too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iypw6ZPAPo
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:25 PM
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What I can't understand is why the dual exhausts RockTard and Indian Jalopy,for example, are allowed in the smart threads....yet I am not.


Even ae dingbat is allowed there and he shouldn't even be allowed here!!


Stevie...I won't brownie up to you like the other doorknobs here.

I won't do it to Randy and I won't do it to you.

I mean you can dart me ( don't ya just love that Rory Gallagher song?On my fourth or fifth replay on it---yup) for saying as much...I just don't get it!!



You have this "suppossed" newbe HairClog jump on and make a Self Autopsy Kit of himself...and he isn't quick darted.











(Really...I really mean this.

Is it me????

It's him...right?)

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Old 12-14-2010, 11:48 PM
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TrackMuff.





spit!!






MyMissStormMuff




spray!!






Muff-O-Muff still kills me..ror!





RareMuff!!!!






fr&l-a!!
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:49 PM
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One more rewind on Ah Wonder Who?.....and that's it.
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:57 PM
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If you are pretty shore your house shows no signs of being haunted...how do you know they are not shy ghosts who only haunt your house when you are asleep?


For that matter, they make muggy faces at you right by your bedside.So if you wake up in your head at night ( when it's dark, of course).....will you still open your eyes?What if there is a shy ghost about 5 inches from your face?Wouldn't that scare the dickens out of you?


Don't laugh....this has happened. So the next time your head wakes up in the night, when it's dark........think twice about opening your eyes.
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Old 12-15-2010, 05:25 AM
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What I can't understand is why the dual exhausts RockTard and Indian Jalopy,for example, are allowed in the smart threads....yet I am not.


Even ae dingbat is allowed there and he shouldn't even be allowed here!!


Stevie...I won't brownie up to you like the other doorknobs here.

I won't do it to Randy and I won't do it to you.

I mean you can dart me ( don't ya just love that Rory Gallagher song?On my fourth or fifth replay on it---yup) for saying as much...I just don't get it!!



You have this "suppossed" newbe HairClog jump on and make a Self Autopsy Kit of himself...and he isn't quick darted





(Really...I really mean this.

Is it me????

It's him...right?)


sharp post. really.



duel exhausts,
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:34 AM
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Thanks so much...really,really.




But next time...no more Mr.NiceGuy.
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:08 PM
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I'm so sentimental..sniff.

I can be like a tree just dripping sap.








Which reminds me.That run to Kent where I passed the old place I lived...at least the ground it was once on.I recall this girl my sister set me up with.Funny, nice girl....HUGE boo bees...HUGE.Had to be in the 42-44 range.

Them's Himalayas man!!



Long story knockdown....came back to the place late at night.Having all sorts of fun with her,only to find out she's a virgin and "please,only for the one I marry." That's true! Those things do happen.

But she said to get some lube and she would let me doo dah her between the boo bees.

I'd never done that and it sounded like a weirding out thing, but I was too far gone so...ah did.



And I shot her right between the eyes.




!!!!...sssso funny! She SCREAMED and said .."GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!


I funny ran for a towel..laughing hard (why-I don't know.)

I swear it really got her right between the eyes.




So....I better stop reminiscing.
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:27 PM
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It's these uncontrollable outspurts ....err outbursts.... that may be hindering your lofty appeal



















Steevie won't put up with this in the smarty threads
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:31 PM
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Simply put;I've been double muffed.



The piss of death.

I hate them.
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