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Old 12-12-2010, 10:25 AM
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I probably wouldn't even be able to get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of Benji's if I looked like this ....




Guessing at Beyers in old races takes four simple things - a basic understanding of class levels - the ability to know how to read a form - the ability to know how to read a chart - and an understanding of speed figures. If you have forms and full charts - and subsquent forms to see how horses ran after the race .. it's a quick and easy process.

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Nice, but the thing is.... I got laid in that house, a co worker. My first black chick.
Keep up the good work though.
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:29 PM
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lol, one of your finest redboards
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:36 PM
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lol, one of your finest redboards

Its not a redboard. Her name is Sholonda.
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:03 PM
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Nice, but the thing is.... I got laid in that house, a co worker. My first black chick.
Bass in the trunk -
are you listenin'?
KFC parking lot
Rims are glistenin'
A beautiful sight
Servin' the Colonel's Chicken tonight
Working in a wigger wonderland

Gone away is the parfaits
Here to stay is the Double Down
I sing a love song
as I go along
working in a wigger wonderland

In the break room I meet a big black fatty
Then pretend I'm a G - & see if she'll come by for some Natty
I'll say: Can you please bang me?
She'll say: "No man...."
"But if you do a rim job..
sure, first you must go down"

Later on
I'll conspire
But my IQ's as high as a Zippy Chippy Beyer
I've got to face unafraid
Those plans I've just made
working in a wigger wonderland

In the doorway comes co-worker fatty
My collar popped - I offer her a Natty
We started having fun till I discovered it's a man
Then he drops reparations on my chin

"Nigga Please!" I'm expressin
Got FUBU Clothes - but till now no oppression
I tried to be one, but accepted by none
Working in a wigger wonder land
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:05 PM
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Bass in the trunk -
are you listenin'?
KFC parking lot
Rims are glistenin'
A beautiful sight
Servin' the Colonel's Chicken tonight
Working in a wigger wonderland

Gone away is the parfaits
Here to stay is the Double Down
I sing a love song
as I go along
working in a wigger wonderland

In the break room I meet a big black fatty
Then pretend I'm a G - & see if she'll come by for some Natty
I'll say: Can you please bang me?
She'll say: "No man...."
"But if you do a rim job..
sure, first you must go down"

Later on
I'll conspire
But my IQ's as high as a Zippy Chippy Beyer
I've got to face unafraid
Those plans I've just made
working in a wigger wonderland

In the doorway comes co-worker fatty
My collar popped - I offer her a Natty
We started having fun till I discovered it's a man
Then he drops reparations on my chin

"Nigga Please!" I'm expressin
Got FUBU Clothes - but till now no oppression
I tried to be one, but accepted by none
Working in a wigger wonder land


I dont do FUBU....
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:11 PM
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I bet you rock the old school Karl Kani.
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:13 PM
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I bet you rock the old school Karl Kani.
Never.

I do have some Rocawear and Sean John custom though.
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:35 PM
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Never.

I do have some Rocawear and Sean John custom though.
Nobuddy cares.
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:37 PM
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Nobuddy cares.

But they care about the Erie weather?
Come on man......
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