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Old 11-26-2010, 10:50 PM
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Not really.



They do sound familiar,though.
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:07 PM
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This really gross.



ONE MORE DISASTER



My double pneumonia came back last night.So did nightmares.Up at 3 and 4 hot teas later...back to sleep at about 7.


Up at 1,


Felt a little bettah.


Went to MickeyD's as I had not et anything but about 8 grape tomatos and 3 mini Nestle's crunch bars.


Found another mini Nestle's in the car,so ah et it.


Parking in their lot ,I had another pnuemonia attack and hacked up gross fluid in the grass by the lot.

That's not the gross part.





Inside ..I was lucky enough to get a clerk who is a very young girl,but hears the music beautifully.We exchanged googlies and doo dahs.

Then I noticed her eyes fixed in the area of my heart.I though she was falling in love with me.

But she was looking at what was a very bad aim in the grass.


Nestle's Crunch and pnuemonia fluid...on my sweatshirt.





I have no pride, no shame and now MickeyD's is holding a contest to rename me with the grossest and best name winning a pile of garbage bags.
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Old 11-27-2010, 04:08 PM
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tampajo.......i laughed
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Old 11-27-2010, 04:40 PM
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The worst ones,that I think are, seem to be the ones most like.
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Old 11-27-2010, 05:38 PM
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This really gross.



ONE MORE DISASTER



My double pneumonia came back last night.So did nightmares.Up at 3 and 4 hot teas later...back to sleep at about 7.


Up at 1,


Felt a little bettah.


Went to MickeyD's as I had not et anything but about 8 grape tomatos and 3 mini Nestle's crunch bars.


Found another mini Nestle's in the car,so ah et it.


Parking in their lot ,I had another pnuemonia attack and hacked up gross fluid in the grass by the lot.

That's not the gross part.





Inside ..I was lucky enough to get a clerk who is a very young girl,but hears the music beautifully.We exchanged googlies and doo dahs.

Then I noticed her eyes fixed in the area of my heart.I though she was falling in love with me.

But she was looking at what was a very bad aim in the grass.


Nestle's Crunch and pnuemonia fluid...on my sweatshirt.





I have no pride, no shame and now MickeyD's is holding a contest to rename me with the grossest and best name winning a pile of garbage bags.


Perhaps if you stopped smoking and eating at Mickey D's, you'd be a tad bit healthier. Just 'thayin'. Love, Mom




P.S. Love my porn name!
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:12 PM
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Perhaps if you stopped smoking and eating at Mickey D's, you'd be a tad bit healthier. Just 'thayin'. Love, Mom




P.S. Love my porn name!

And perhaps if I did not have the drive to succeed that most lack----I might feel bettah right now.

Yet I will still take on that 10.5 miler tomorrow ,rated "difficult" ...and with an addtitional 30 pounds of led weights adorning my fine body as well.




You loving your porn name gives me a mild woody.

Oedipus Complex...again.



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Old 11-27-2010, 07:46 PM
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TheSpydah

...eeny weeny 'Pydah cwaled up da wader 'pout...


the_fat_man


fat moo cow mojo no goody

The_Blizzard

NoseDrop's Dad

Thomas Jo

lost only half his shirt from half a mojo

thorobred


trainer speak


Thoroughbred Fan


Pletchah stashed name

Thoroughbredreporty


muff name of The Printheth

ThreeKings

Beat by FlyDown's FullMouse

Thunder Gulch

Champion Pez Spitter

Thunder Rumble

Squaw name of Indian Charlie

thunderdan09

Dan's getting a big DRF head

thzfartn

Eddy's pud's name

TIA

Arletta saying "See ya!"

tigerfan

Danny the Mush

tiggerv

no thoughts here..get rid of him

tim21turn

doesn't know he was turned a llllong time ago

dimmygrivan
my very good friend!

Timspa

invented laziness

TitanSooner

new Oklahoma sex act

tim21turn

doesn't know he was turned a llllong time ago

Titletown Matt

yay

Tiz

Tiz not!

Tiznow

code for "I must whizz"

Tiznowfan1

loves to whizz

tiznowthegreat

whizz champion of the Southwest

tjd

the jelly dupa

tjfla

Buckwheat saying "Go gid 'em!!"

tjfrab

Buckwheat saying.."Ah be still stuck in Mobile!!"

tk5w2n3


=5's proposed name change

tlkeys

one of Arletta's postits hanging off her forehead

tmac1

name of Danny's left nipple
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Old 11-28-2010, 01:41 AM
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Ah be lakin' the 9 in in Big A's 9th tomorrow;Four Shore.
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Old 11-28-2010, 04:40 PM
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I'm going to die tonight.
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