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Old 11-22-2010, 09:39 PM
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Give everyone who boards a Tazer. People will be on their best behavior. There are probably more good guys on the plane than bad guys. At least the kids on the flight will be more inclined to behave. It's not just Mom who's gonna taze ya if ya don't shut up, that big old lady 2 seats back is gonna let ya have it.
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Old 11-23-2010, 06:20 PM
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Give everyone who boards a Tazer. People will be on their best behavior. There are probably more good guys on the plane than bad guys. At least the kids on the flight will be more inclined to behave. It's not just Mom who's gonna taze ya if ya don't shut up, that big old lady 2 seats back is gonna let ya have it.
Today on some Southwest flight, a flier found a full ammunition clip on the floor.

They investigated, seems it was left behind after a previous flight by some police officer.

What's the emoticon for "shaking one's head in disbelief"? Or maybe, "Gawd help us"
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Old 11-23-2010, 06:42 PM
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Today on some Southwest flight, a flier found a full ammunition clip on the floor.

They investigated, seems it was left behind after a previous flight by some police officer.

What's the emoticon for "shaking one's head in disbelief"? Or maybe, "Gawd help us"

yea blame those dirty cops.
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Old 11-23-2010, 07:26 PM
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yea blame those dirty cops.
For what? Other than this particular one for being so stupid, he lost his full ammo clip?

But it's also interesting to note what can be left on an airplane after a flight, and nobody even apparently looks on the floor. You do realize that ammunition can be used to cause blasts, right?
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Old 11-23-2010, 07:38 PM
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For what? Other than this particular one for being so stupid, he lost his full ammo clip?

But it's also interesting to note what can be left on an airplane after a flight, and nobody even apparently looks on the floor. You do realize that ammunition can be used to cause blasts, right?
yea we tried it as kids. Not a bing bang trust me. But guess that's why hacksaw blades aren't allowed on flights? To keep those terrorists from finding a cop's clip on the floor and making a gun powder bomb in the bathroom. Of course he'll have to have an accomplice smuggle a lighter as well. Let's profile cops!
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Old 11-23-2010, 07:40 PM
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yea we tried it as kids. Not a bing bang trust me. But guess that's why hacksaw blades aren't allowed on flights? To keep those terrorists from finding a cop's clip on the floor and making a gun powder bomb in the bathroom. Of course he'll have to have an accomplice smuggle a lighter as well. Let's profile cops!
But it's also interesting to note what can be left on an airplane after a flight, and nobody even apparently looks on the floor.
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:45 PM
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If we were willing to put the Japs in workcamps we should be willing to strip the muslims down to boxers and socks.

Forget about being PC and profiling, they earned it.
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Old 11-24-2010, 07:57 AM
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yea we tried it as kids. Not a bing bang trust me. But guess that's why hacksaw blades aren't allowed on flights? To keep those terrorists from finding a cop's clip on the floor and making a gun powder bomb in the bathroom. Of course he'll have to have an accomplice smuggle a lighter as well. Let's profile cops!
I dont think they care if you bring a lighter on your person. I've travelled with lighters / matches on me the past few times I flew.
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I dont think they care if you bring a lighter on your person. I've travelled with lighters / matches on me the past few times I flew.
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