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Old 11-21-2010, 10:21 AM
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I half konked out for about 2 hours.


I was going to run,but it was friggin' freezing!
CleverLand is cold. I've heard that. Was thinking about taking a job in a place called Oberlin.... it's up thaya somewheres.... You probably know it.











Anywho The guy was all "Rudy you would be a perfect fit!!! Yea!!! We need you!!"



























So I immediately says, "Cool yer jets Sonny!, I got sh1t ta figger out first!!!"

























So's I go on the intarweb for details about this joint - you know city data and whatnot...


I laughed. A lot.




























Called the guy back and asked him if he had any idea how cold the intarweb is telling people it is thaya in tha winter!!???










I Says, "You need to call city-data.com and tell them to get their sh1t together, cause from the looks of things the only ones in Oberlin are you, Santa and a bunch of midgets!! And further more, though you're pic on the company webscreen does look eerily like Mrs. Claus, I'm quite convinced he doesn't swing that way.....I don't know what kinda sh1t you're pulling here fella, but I'm not one to take these kind of sick webbyjokes lightly!! "









































He told me (in a rather scolding, condescending tone and manner) that "midgets" is an inappropriate slang word for little people, and if I was making a joke about how Oberlin is as cold as the North Pole, well then, technically elves aren't even midg.... little people.



























I reminded him to focus his attention on the prevailing matter at hand.




That firstly the intarweb is wrong about the winter temps in his fair city.






















He said, nope the intarweb is accurate.





































I told him that he should go fuc1< himself with an icepick and hire a godamned eskimo if that were really the case.
























I believed he was testin' my mettle. Mettle testin' is an old trick they use ta use in weedin' out the weak ones.






That's no longer the case - but ahm digressin'

































Nevah heard from that sick bastard again. True Story.

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Old 11-21-2010, 02:46 PM
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!!


Really?



A pretty good one,too.The only thing there is a private college.It's like,I think, maybe 40 miles west of Cleveland.

All you have to do is take Clevelands lattitude and see where it connects to on a map.It's cold.
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Old 11-21-2010, 03:15 PM
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!!


Really?
What? The part about it being a true story?









Nope. Completely fabricated errrr Poetic License.







No offense, I don't do Ohio. Been there, just not my cup o tea. It's an acquired taste and I've never been there long enough to acquire anything but a miserable head cold.



Been to Columbus to go to the airport ... ONCE.

Been to Marietta for a wedding.... ONCE.




That's it. I've got a friend that moved to Sugar Creek 7 years ago... Been buggin me ever since to visit..... Told him I see him enough when he and his family invade my house every year for spring break.

Plus if I drive there and get stuck behind one of those godamnity Amish horse and buggy thingys I WILL introduce the 21st century heat to their asses, in a manner most unpleasant.





Not worth it...I don't need an Amish Jihad Fahtwa deal hanging over me head. Best I stay here raght heyah in Flooryduh.
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Old 11-21-2010, 04:11 PM
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Yes, I di d believe you.



We're 150 miles north of columbus and on he lake that pumps snow.

It's not even close.
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Old 11-21-2010, 07:09 PM
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Well quite quiet here.... This is Good.

Speegish has delivered on his promise to provide me mah spaaaasheaal new siggy.


I will unveil shortly after Cylde's demise.











Would not be fair nor proper to reveal such things to a man in his failing condition.











I must say, it is grand. Colloquial, yet grand. His use of homogenistic hyperbole is in fact, the finest I've seen. In print that is.

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Old 11-21-2010, 07:23 PM
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Lest we forget and discount the power and the glory that is JUST ONE MORE VICTORY:


Congratulations Rudy,

First of all, let me assure you, on behalf of Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI) that all of us at Twin Spires (aka ChurchyTaDo) appreciate and realize the FULL FORCE of the "Just One More Victory" thread...

It is THE force which mere mortals cannot comprehend, in the hawsey world.

We are happy to announce that you finished seventh in the first 1st ever TwinSpires.com Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge! Your prize includes a free spot in the Coast Casino Horseplayer World Series to be held February 17-19, 2011 at the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas and a $250 credit to your TwinSpires.com wagering account. You can find more details about this major event at CoastRace.com.

Winning contestants are responsible for {I'll paraphrase} (yada yada yada and yada)


To collect your prizes, you simply need to mail back the attached W9 and affidavit as soon as possible.

{not happening....I don't do forms - if ah did the gobmnet would take alls my mona-ey!! }

If possible, we would also like to get a testimonial from you concerning your methods of playing the contest, whether you used any BRIS products, {lolololololololol...................no........... .... } and a little bit about your history as a handicapper {that will be profound - and will be posted in it's entirety raght heyah before submission - get ready to lol}. If you would be willing to email me a short statement, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for taking part in the Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge at TwinSpires.com. If you have any questions about your prizes, please contact me.

Congratulations again on your accomplishment!

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Old 11-21-2010, 08:01 PM
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!!!!






That is the stuff of which champions are made.That's pretty doggoned impressive, but you're not going?

The signature...you can't even pm it to me? My curiosity is really up on this one
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:08 PM
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!!!!






That is the stuff of which champions are made.That's pretty doggoned impressive, but you're not going?

The signature...you can't even pm it to me? My curiosity is really up on this one
His conditions....not mine. I'm afraid. I shan't defy his confidence. You must die, sir.
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:12 PM
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Well phooey.



Death has no name.

It's like an idea whose time has come.
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:15 PM
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ChurchyTaDo AKA Twin Spirals AKA Youbet AKA Whatevah...


Will NOT dictate their will upon me.... I will show up in Losty Wages on my own accord and dictate the goings-on per the rules and sanctions beheld by the Just One More Victory LLC charter.





anything less would disgrace all we have accomplished.










That, I assure you, will be held wholly intact.









Fancypants outsiders will NOT compromise the mission.






This is my werd.
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:19 PM
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Compromse the mission.


I like that.

So mysterious--so catchy!
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:30 PM
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When you hear Vivaldis 4 Seasons...you will know the time is near.
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:32 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipHt...eature=related
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:36 PM
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Boardwalk Empire is on. Nucky Thompson would fit well here.

Gotta watch - then Married to Rock on E



Speegish is reconsidering his stance - I will apprise the masses shortly
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:44 PM
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Good deal.



Just keep it real.
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:17 PM
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2nd movement of Winter - Toasty



More of a fan of Nicolo Paganini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSwY...eature=related

Caprice #24 in A minor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrZA...eature=related
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:34 PM
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The winds of change....They are inevitable..... Most of the chicks on Married to Rock have weathered the winds of change....And have embraced it.








Plus they have great big boo-bees.




That is why this is my foavooooorite teleisoione programme.






Ability to roll + great big boo-bees =
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:41 PM
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2nd movement of Winter - Toasty



More of a fan of Nicolo Paganini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSwY...eature=related

Caprice #24 in A minor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrZA...eature=related


Hey!!



Ya know!
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:43 PM
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Don't know the show, no television.



Bettah that way;the imagination is just starting to really kick in.
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:43 PM
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Can someone direct me back to twinspires tv, I was deeply involved with the great Ballymoral track and hit the wrong button.......thanks in advance.
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