Just One More Victory

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

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Really?

What? The part about it being a true story?









Nope. Completely fabricated errrr Poetic License.







No offense, I don't do Ohio. Been there, just not my cup o tea. It's an acquired taste and I've never been there long enough to acquire anything but a miserable head cold.



Been to Columbus to go to the airport ... ONCE.

Been to Marietta for a wedding.... ONCE.




That's it. I've got a friend that moved to Sugar Creek 7 years ago... Been buggin me ever since to visit..... Told him I see him enough when he and his family invade my house every year for spring break.

Plus if I drive there and get stuck behind one of those godamnity Amish horse and buggy thingys I WILL introduce the 21st century heat to their asses, in a manner most unpleasant.





Not worth it...I don't need an Amish Jihad Fahtwa deal hanging over me head. Best I stay here raght heyah in Flooryduh.