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Old 10-26-2010, 05:44 PM
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You fucl<er!!



In a hurry...wanted to tell Gooey a folow up story---will do it here.

The girl next door is the one who gave me this mess. She came to the door
telling me not to make food for tonight ( ) because she was sending over spaghetti.My stomach immediately started growling....I was salivating as soon as I heard the word"spaghetti." It was embarrassing. Then she told me how she makes it ( She'sa Muarry Hill Italian yet!! ) I started flowing salivations....it was ugly. She was kind...said she couldn't swim and would have to get going.





And I got sewer pipes.

See?
You should sleep with her immediately !!
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:11 PM
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You should sleep with her immediately !!

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Believe me, she's very tempting.Very attractive girl.


Whether I could or not is another question....but their situation being what it is and all, I feel very guilty when that thought enters my mind.So I have to live with myself being a pig.


It's not easy.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:13 PM
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You should ask her if she has enough sausage for dinner tonight.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:19 PM
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Stop!!

I am very suseptible to subliminal thought and regurgetation!




You better hope I don't say this to her because I will tell her you made me do it.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:34 PM
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Tell her I'll bring one over and help her make some gravy.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:36 PM
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Oh geez.......get outta heah!
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:42 PM
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Say, is Mayweather still the Welterweight Chimpion?
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:57 PM
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:00 PM
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I am shore I did not see what I thought I saw.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:29 PM
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I may have spoke-ed too soon.



My internals ain't doin' sa hot.

It could be the 6 Twinkies ah et so far today.

Or it's the psuedo-spaghetti....or both.
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