snowy woods

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Will someone please hold him? He's being a big baby again.

Well?



You can't?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Well?



You can't?

I have no patience for needy men.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I have no patience for needy men.

Yet you would sit there and pet a strange, needy animal for hours and hours you have never met.



This goes to the defense theory that a jury will never give a woman the chair.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Yet you would sit there and pet a strange, needy animal for hours and hours you have never met.



This goes to the defense theory that a jury will never give a woman the chair.

You're always guaranteed a good ride on a horse.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

You're always guaranteed a good ride on a horse.

Oh really?



Ever hear of QualityGateHappyFeet?

I could go a lot farther, but it would be in bad taste to the horde nursing "good ride" haunting injuries.






Girl....your side doesn't guarantee a whole lot either.





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Oh..........................

[clyde]

God.

She's mad at me again.



I didn't even say anything so bad;after all...she's the one who refused to hold me.

I know one thing---I'll never go with her to a haunted house.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

God.

She's mad at me again.



I didn't even say anything so bad;after all...she's the one who refused to hold me.

I know one thing---I'll never go with her to a haunted house.

Why not, I've got a Ghostzapper!