Clyde's funeral

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I got your attention though didn't I?!



Don't listen to the dirtyrat, we'd be sad if we knew you weren't being a big liah!

snort!!




Boy did it.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Aaaah things are back to normal I see.

Morty, meet trackrat. Trackrat, thiis is Morty.

Yes it's actually MAH JAPAN SISTAH so please get it right next time or we shall both have to think of some sort of punishment.

NZ racing? Really? Are we going to go there again?

How about we show a little restraint and perhaps the more "we" show, the better chance "we" might have of some boo bee pics coming "our" way.

You have confused me.

How do you do it?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

clyde died?

Your muff wears a bib.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

It was time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaJpl8jrW8

I'm going to miss that ugly bastard.


The smart money's on Harlow, and the moon is in the street
And the shadow boys are breakin' all the laws
And you're east of East St. Louis, and the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause

And Napoleon is weepin' in a carnival saloon
His invisible fiancee's in the mirror
And the band is goin' home, it's rainin' hammers, it's rainin' nails
And it's true, there's nothin' left for him down here

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And they all pretend they're orphans, and their memory's like a train
You can see it gettin' smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
That history puts a saint in every dream

Well, she said she'd stick around until the bandages came off
But these mama's boys just don't know when to quit
And Matilda asks the sailors, 'Are those dreams or are those prayers?'
So close your eyes, son, and this won't hurt a bit

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars and splash into the street
And when they're on a roll, she pulls a razor from her boot
And a thousand pigeons fall around her feet

So put a candle in the window and a kiss upon his lips
As the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

That was beautiful.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Remington 5th, One Car Funeral



Thud

You are all ZC blind.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

I think I'll miss him the most for his intellect and stimulating conversation.




OMG! I said stimulating


Perhaps that will bring his pud back to life.

THUD!

You need a nice pud in that lovely mouth.





Get ovah heah,baby!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I'm going. Are you going? What are you wearing? Are you bringing anyone? Where are you staying? Is it close to the celebration...whoa! I mean funeral? Are you flying? Driving? When are you getting into town? Wanna hang out? Does anyone have any good restaurant recommendations?

Great Gooey imitation,I might add.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

How do you do it?

Oh well first I like to run my tongue along... oh wait what were you talking about here?

[clyde]

thud!

[my miss storm cat]

[clyde]

[clyde]

Sighty...get ready to do this again.




But for good this time.

Make me believe you mean it.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Princess Doreen

He'll be back - probably with a moniker like Morthimoth.

Well,well,well....Printheth Chlorine.



so you hike yo skirt up high
but it don't give me no woody and ahm like,
DOO-DAH YOU!!
oo-ooo-oo

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Sighty...get ready to do this again.




But for good this time.

Make me believe you mean it.

NO.

[clyde]

...hmmmm......perhaps obedience training..........................nah..





..didn't work for my "trained" seal,won't work for her.....

[Bigsmc]

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16367

[clyde]

BigMac,


I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I miss my very good friend, very much.

But you know...I also read the replies and am reminded I have to kill some more people.









P.S.

If you think I am embarrassed by your revealing my first death here,well I'm not.

[GPK]

Longest 'effin funeral in the history of mankind. Get this sh*t over with already

[clyde]

I'm a natural born ham sandwich...what do you want?

[clyde]

By the way..tomorrow is now definitely it.




Maybe even tonight.