THE ONE FRIGGIN time...

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

You are tooo funny DTS!

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

You are tooo funny DTS!

Buffy,
I was just trying to be helpful.
Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements".


When the "tongue is tied"...it's not much good for much else...doncha know.