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Old 10-11-2006, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:27 PM
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Oh, that post made me laugh.

(Excellent call-back to an earlier joke, Cajun! Nicely done! )
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