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Old 10-11-2006, 01:19 PM
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Happens to the best of us man...we all cant be me ... you get 'em next time champ!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:23 PM
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scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:29 PM
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scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness
I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:43 PM
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I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH
Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:47 PM
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Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Oh, that post made me laugh.

(Excellent call-back to an earlier joke, Cajun! Nicely done! )
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:51 PM
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Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

You are tooo funny DTS!
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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You are tooo funny DTS!
Buffy,
I was just trying to be helpful.
Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements".


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