snowy woods

[clyde]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

What didn't I do according to the powers that be?

r u tellin' me...you got snuffed in the Padlock,too??

[clyde]

Oh they love they're fucl<ing My Miss Muff Ball all right.


It's MyMiss this..MyMiss that..ooooh you are so stinking pretty....


























DAH!!

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by clyde

r u tellin' me...you got snuffed in the Padlock,too??

No. More metaphorically.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

No. More metaphorically.

Oh..public shunning?



God , I know that routine.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Oh..public shunning?



God , I know that routine.

How is your pud holding up in the contest?

[clyde]

eauxh!!




Now stop it this instant---I was about to do my Character Assassinations.


So if you wouldn't mind.......

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Hiding in the woods.

For a limited time only all new refugees receive a 20% discount on SnowyWoods swag.

All swag proceeds are directly contributed to the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Tampon Fund.

[clyde]

Lyndora

Stashed name of GenuineCrazyLady's muff---Genuine Muff.




This,now, completes the L's.

=:>

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

For a limited time only all new refugees receive a 20% discount on SnowyWoods swag.

All swag proceeds are directly contributed to the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Tampon Fund.

So..you refuse to stop being a little brat,aye?




Really..is this not your market time?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

So..you refuse to stop being a little brat,aye?




Really..is this not your market time?

Carry on Sir.

[clyde]

..whoa...4 full pages of M's........and would you look at who is at the very tippy toppy of page 2........Mr. =5....I'll be darned..

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Carry on Sir.

Thanks so much.

[clyde]

let's do...this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk

=:>




m3moose

ET's pud's name

m45rpm

the rotating speed of Gooey's perpetual spinny head

MAB257

code name for Thebby's tits

mac attack

a hungry truck headed for MickeyD's

Mac88

the truck manufacturer now makes pianos..this model has a bronze bulldog built into the top---looking curiously into a phongraphs megaphone type speaker...he appears to be saying.."Gooey?? r u in there??"

Macha

Australian horsey...runs backwards at Hollywood

madrunner8

new Hollywood Park name for the above

maf154

new muff name change requested by Sighty...changing from Sighty-Poo-Puff-Muff...number represents recorded amount of entries.................last weekend

Mag

orgasm sound made by Franny

maggs

Franny's enjoying a double org

tragic_nytol
fucl<s backwards at Hollywood Park

Magnanimous

Clyde's pud's name

Makeitadouble

order at doll house filled out by RockTard

maleiko

pool shark

mali

ET trying to spell "mail"

Mall

his 2nd crack at it

mambo

his third try...says ..''Oh fucl< this noise." ..and destroys pencil

ManilaRose

Coach's 4th wife

manny

his current wife..uh-oh

manning

phallic symbol used at Wonderbread Tampions

mannings

no explanation needed

Many Others

CharleeHO

map+calender

what a certain Texas resident needs.....very badly!!

marc ridgeway

real name of GroovesInsideHisHead

mark2061mn

a name written on one of Thebby's mortar shells

markguz6

Cajunatah returning Thebby's fire

MarkyD's

planned name change for Burger King

MartinStevie

name of Stevie-po's favorite sweater

MaryMcNeely

set Catholic record for most genuflections in one mass

mastone

Coach's name for his left nut

[clyde]

Snowmen and SnowGirls.....let's not keep me waiting--OK?




You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst

[clyde]

burp


oaf!

Excuse me...sorry I disrupted the bevy of activity going on here today.




Stage is getting a little too small for this fine method writer,Stevie.

[chucklestheclown]

Just waiting for you...I'm sure there are Many Others.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you need a tampon or something cause you're acting like a little bitch.

You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst... the next little episode of me-ism. The next

FEEL SORRY FOR ME

event they they all got free tix to on a weekly basis.

Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.

You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.

You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.

You are Morty for God sake.

Stop the sissiness and write a God damned poem and finish your death list and continue on with the muff jokes cause wading and wallowing in a sea of self pity, doubt and defeatism does not suit you Sir.

Are we clear? =========================================







MuffBall...you vicious beast,you.

Let's talk about being ;you is what you is...OK?



How about the face going through makeup target practice at 5 AM every morning and eventually finding its way here at Nerdy Trail sometime around noon.

So far so good..aye?

And then poking every male poster hinting of life with a boing stick...only to be cuddlefied by her gay yacht club friends as .."a little cutie pie...bright....so refershing--so catchy"...and on and on.

Yes, that same little cutie everyone wants to hug and face pinch who couldn't find the cashing windows even when spotted 25 free redboards.

Yes,that same poor little baby doll waiffe who picked up her horsey funeral directors license the same place Obamer got his presidential license.Nobody seems to have ever heard of that license factory.

And yes...that very same huggy bear who gets away snot free while yukking it up with alien creatures named Ed is Dead and Nose Drops.



Thanks for your lovely testimonial to me----oh you'll get away with it all right.

Why?

Because you're My Miss Muff Ball....the Shirley Temple of NerdyTrail.

My only objection, Luv, is the tone you use when saying aaaannnyyyttthhhiiinnng about ed. I really like ed.

As for the rest?

Bravo and many many pies.

Shirley Temple of Nerdy Trail, huh?

Apparently I don't talk about giving head enough or something.

We shall have to do one of those threads again someday very soon.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

For a limited time only all new refugees receive a 20% discount on SnowyWoods swag.

All swag proceeds are directly contributed to the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Tampon Fund.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

My only objection, Luv, is the tone you use when saying aaaannnyyyttthhhiiinnng about ed. I really like ed.

As for the rest?

Bravo and many many pies.

Shirley Temple of Nerdy Trail, huh?

Apparently I don't talk about giving head enough or something.

We shall have to do one of those threads again someday very soon.

frump!!






Thank you so much.

You can't give Ed head....Ed is dead.

[clyde]

Bravo and many many pies.



But thank you again for the above.



You're the only one around here with any taste as well as manners.

And boy would I like to taste you,but oh well.