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Old 10-11-2010, 11:44 PM
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And I always throw, yeah, I always throw somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my picks just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' the cornerback the most
So I think it's time for me to throw a pick

Let's throw a pick for the douchebags,
Let's throw a pick for the assholes,
Let's throw a pick for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's throw a pick for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Throw an interception I sure can

She find pictures in my email
I sent this girl a picture of my, dick
I don't know what it is with females that look like my wife
But I'm not too good with that, s.hit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

See, I always throw
And I always throw
Yeah, I always throw somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up with my picks just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' the cornerback the most
So I think it's time for me to throw a pick

Let's throw a pick for the douchebags,
Let's throw a pick for the assholes,
Let's throw a pick for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's throw a pick for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Throw an interception I sure can

I-in-in-in-intercept me
Intercept it, baby
(Look at, look at, look at, look at you)
Intercept it, baby
(Look at you, look at you, look at you)
Intercept
Intercept it, baby
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:46 PM
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I learned 1 thing from tonights game... The Vikings should be odds on to be in the Super Bowl, when this team meshes, and gets HEALTHY, ITS OVER.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:48 PM
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I learned 1 thing from tonights game... The Vikings should be odds on to be in the Super Bowl, when this team meshes, and gets HEALTHY, ITS OVER.
If you aren't sucking the Patriots dick then your slobbing all over the Ravens. Now that your muse was traded to the Vikings you're on their dick now?

Make up your mind, whore.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:53 PM
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If you aren't sucking the Patriots dick then your slobbing all over the Ravens. Now that your muse was traded to the Vikings you're on their dick now?

Make up your mind, whore.
Ravens, Pats vs Vikings, Packers.... SUPER BOWL IS EASY
I would appreciate if you chilled out a bit, Did I even mention South Carolina 2 you?
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:54 PM
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People fail to realize Sidney Rice is a legit #1 wideout. His injury is huge.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:55 PM
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Ravens, Pats vs Vikings, Packers.... SUPER BOWL IS EASY
Jets vs Falcons
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:57 PM
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Jets vs Falcons
I added to it.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:01 AM
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I added to it.
Yeah I saw it. What you fail to realize is you're a perennial loser like your man crush Randy Moss. Perennial losers hate on teams, players, coaches that win. It's understandable you would go against Alabama.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:58 PM
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Jets vs Falcons
USC vs LSU - sec title game
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:04 AM
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USC vs LSU - sec title game
Maybe half right. Spurrier goes to the swamp and wins? Lets not go bats.hit. Realize that Bama played a horrible game.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:08 AM
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USC vs LSU - sec title game
Bama's side is a toss up although I think the tide takes care of business at lsu and at home against war eagle.

The other side? As crazy as it sounds, I like the gators...again. SC has to go to the swamp and Arkansas will beat them as well. Sets up well for fla.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:59 PM
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Jets vs Falcons
Interesting call coach with the falcons. Does anyone have current odds for them to win NFC? That team can play with anyone.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:00 AM
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Interesting call coach with the falcons. Does anyone have current odds for them to win NFC? That team can play with anyone.
4/1
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:49 PM
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I learned 1 thing from tonights game... The Vikings should be odds on to be in the Super Bowl, when this team meshes, and gets HEALTHY, ITS OVER.
Take a gander at their schedule.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:50 PM
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Take a gander at their schedule.
i agree i think the dems have a better shot at holding the house
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:01 AM
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Damn what a blast. Say what you want, but this is a game the same old Jets find a way to lose. Favre is who we knew he was. Keep losing money you moron.

Great Runaway parody Pants.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:07 AM
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Damn what a blast. Say what you want, but this is a game the same old Jets find a way to lose. Favre is who we knew he was.
This is the most dead on analysis you'll get. The Jets normally lose this game and tonight they didn't. Favre blew it when Sanchez didn't.

No amount of Randy Moss nutlicking will change that.

NY Jets 2 Randy Moss- 0
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:08 AM
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Coincidence that Percy Harvin has one of, if not his best NFL game EVER TONIGHT?
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:12 AM
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No amount of Randy Moss nutlicking will change that.

NY Jets 2 Randy Moss- 0
Who cares? He shows up on a 1-2 dome team - that's ranked dead last in scoring coming into the week - and is avg 2.75 turnovers per game. He's had 3 days to try and learn the West Coast offense - an offense thats about as complex as it gets.

If Brett Favre connects with a wide open Harvin on 2nd down - would you think you lost the game solely to Moss? Moss didn't even play but 25 to 30 snaps.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:24 AM
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Who cares?
Clearly you do. It's okay to admit you were wrong once in a while.
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