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Old 10-09-2010, 12:45 AM
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I came back to...................well I don't know why I came back


Maybe I do.

But then again......my mind's like alphabet soup.

God I'm just having a little fun at everyone's expense.


I was going to impart this aftrenoon's episode of stuff...but this isn't the place for it.


Well it is...but I don't want to.

Listen...anyone of you can do a drive by and shoot me.What's stopping you?
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:55 AM
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:01 AM
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You woke me up.




Be quiet.
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:16 AM
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Thinks lot,Hossy.

Phooey...may as well do the ewes....whoa!! ...I mean U's.



Using Lollipop for my inspiration..it plays well to just readuing them,too!
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:31 AM
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ultracapper

Arletta......of course she cheats, using tips from ZenYaddaYaddaYadda's dressage choreographer----Helena Boobenstein

Umbrella

a well known lesbian sex challenge

unassailable08

a not so well known lesbian sex challenge

Unbridled


working without a rubber

UNC89

a famous University of North Carolina sex challenge....hard to picture..aye?

Uncle Daddy

bizarre

Unionavenue

..uh...you go down 2 blocks, past the blow hole...oh---no, that's Hawaii....OK, so....you go down 2 blocks past the Sherr station and then look to your left....just under the clock tower....don't mention it

Unstable

GB Bobby's fantasy horsey barn

uptownkc

head of the new splinter group here at NerdyTrail

uscrules

an obvious oregon troll

UtahRacingFan


Arletta's stashed name.....inspired by Blind Skys Bog
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Old 10-09-2010, 02:57 AM
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v j stauffer

world's first ( and hopefully last) blind race caller

vale of york

the above once tripped over him

vbole

Patricks dork name

VEGAS1

makes me angrier than Paul Allen's business card......>....=.... : ....

veronica1177

wanted to be qwerty on the keyboard,but fucl<ed it all up

vfeddie

Mclem's pus.sy's name.....................

vgallop

meant to be vgallop99

vgallop99

good job!!

vich814

obvioulsy lives in Erie, bettah than in Nosie

VictoryGallop

one of my all time faves...and I was happy he busted up the triple crown that year...ha-ha!!

videogagagirl10


baby, get those dupa photos to me...will ya?

vincebee

Adam Ant today

Vincent

not shore this is the motorcycle or the painter....Steve?...any ah-dee-er??

vincess

Name of Lt. Greenwood's .44 magnum

Vindication

meant to say ''ah did it'', but oh well

virgilsheppard

aspired to be first Canadian astronaut to land on their half of Lake Michigan, really was a dumb kid

viscount26

drunken bass fiddle player, wanted a ballet role in Fantasia

vivaciousness

farm plow horse, ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has issued a match race offer to farmer

VOL JACK

small, blind...has odd looking nose...plows through dirt like the dickens though

volballer01

the above's greatest fear

volpe7395

new Canadian outdoor team sports game...played with rakes and pom pom girls

vprtdo

Texas rope 'em uppers talk for .....hey,what the fucl< air yew a doin'??

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Old 10-09-2010, 03:04 AM
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The woods are lovely,dark and deep.....don't ya thank?
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Old 10-09-2010, 04:43 AM
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v j stauffer

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vale of york

the above once tripped over him
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You make my day worth living. (Yes, even with the "Prudery" reference.)
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Old 10-09-2010, 08:18 AM
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fine work Clydee Poo

I laughed much as Hossey Poo did !!
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Old 10-09-2010, 10:07 AM
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:18 AM
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Hey!!


I can say this one,too...without fear.

Debbie is my wife.


We had you all really fooled on that one...aye?
Does this make Geeker our son?????
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:31 AM
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Dear Mom & Dad

Could you please increase my allowance to cover my gambling losses?



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Old 10-09-2010, 11:37 AM
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Dear Mom & Dad

Could you please increase my allowance to cover my gambling losses?



Ralphy
Dear Son,

Get a f*cking job!!!!

Mom
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:46 AM
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Dear Son,

Get a f*cking job!!!!

Mom
Dear Mr. President,

Where is my f*cking job !!!



Ralphy

ps also please include my free stuff you promised
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:49 AM
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Dear Mr. President,

Where is my f*cking job !!!



Ralphy

ps also please include my free stuff you promised
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:53 AM
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Dad - go fucl< yourself I like Mom better
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:56 AM
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good grief!!
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:57 AM
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oh shut up and do the P's !!
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:01 PM
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Ralphy, I know I have told you never to back sass Mom.



Forget what I told you.
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:06 PM
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Well....well,well,well.




The P's are kind of interesting,aye?
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