Frankie Dettori to ride Bernardini

Cajungator26 · #1 10-10-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

Don't believe that.....I'm just a little teaser pony who waits to get turned away by mares on a daily basis while enjoying the only satisfaction in my daily routine - my oat bag....

What happened to the world record holder down under? You must be one hell of a teaser pony...

#2 10-10-2006, 10:12 PM

I heard that R.A. "Cowboy" Jones got the mount on George Washington in the Classic.

#3 10-10-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

What happened to the world record holder down under? You must be one hell of a teaser pony...

That was before I was gelded

Cajungator26 · #4 10-10-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

That was before I was gelded

LMFAO...

Did you know that geldings can still... well...

kentuckyrosesinmay · #5 10-10-2006, 10:20 PM

Oh that was pretty funny Pillow Pants. LOL. This thread is cracking me up. LMAO.

#6 10-10-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

LMFAO...

Did you know that geldings can still... well...

We have to resort to lots of phone sex and tantric sessions....

Cajungator26 · #7 10-10-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

We have to resort to lots of phone sex and tantric sessions....

I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose!

#8 10-10-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose!

I've seen them drop a few souvenirs as well. Always a good sign.

#9 10-10-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose!

I'm actually in the process of having a vet invent a way to undo my surgery and install Belgium horse balls in my scrotum sac.....hey, its the plastic surgery age, baby...don't knock it till you try it

Cajungator26 · #10 10-10-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing

I'm actually in the process of having a vet invent a way to undo my surgery and install Belgium horse balls in my scrotum sac.....hey, its the plastic surgery age, baby...don't knock it till you try it

I think I'll pass on the "nuts implant" for myself... I kinda like it "nutless" down there for myself.