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Old 09-30-2010, 11:11 AM
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The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!

How can it lose?
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:22 AM
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steeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!!
I'm leaving... Going to evpn. Don't try and stop me..
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:29 PM
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Your finest work ever.

Endless Stevies

I have ,again, been behooved.



The Italian Nymph..I may have lost,but in her place......................



.......I don't think I gained anything.








What the fucl< have I done!!?
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:30 PM
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:31 PM
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The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!

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Old 09-30-2010, 12:39 PM
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Ah still don't feel sa hot.


All the same,I am thinking fer dem shoo the Belmonts will be in attendance to watch the prize of their stable whizz..I mean win this thing on Sunday.

Thanks so much.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:49 PM
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Shallow Fix....at evpn.



What a nincompoop.

Ah wonder who he is at NoAdvantage?

Bet it's NA himself.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:15 PM
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You know , my Buddy Boardings--I mean Board Buddies--,I think we can say we all travel through...events.And as we do we look out our windows as events happen in our lives.Then we remark.Like...''Oh.That was nice."


Or maybe.."Vomit."

Perhaps...''Whew!!"

Or even.."That was ultimate suckage."


But some day the vehicle in which we travel through these events....just ain't gonna work any more.


And then we say.."..uh-oh.."

Or maybe ..'Fucl< me."

Even...."PHOOEY!!"



Life can be so much fun if there weren't so many other people to bring it down to their level.




Bateman was right.

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Old 09-30-2010, 01:34 PM
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Just gave someone a hotfoot---I mean a buzz.



Oh boy.

Forget it.
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:23 PM
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Ah still don't feel sa hot.


All the same,I am thinking fer dem shoo the Belmonts will be in attendance to watch the prize of their stable whizz..I mean win this thing on Sunday.

Thanks so much.
I hope you feel better!

I do really hope the Belmonts' Whizzer takes it home for them on Sunday.
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:09 PM
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Thank you so sighty,Much.






...uh....forget it...




Yes.

The Belmonts ,being such wonderful people, deserve being in the Whizzer's..I mean winners circle with The Whizzer.I can see the NY Sporty page headlines for Monday,now...








A PUBLIC WHIZZING!
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:13 PM
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7th (4:11) Pilgrim S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

1 Dual Citizen Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Deciphering Dreams Dominguez R A 118 FTL
3 Powhatan County Castellano J J 118 L
4 Air Support Maragh R 118 L
5 Liondrive Chavez J F 118 L
6 The Flying Whizzer Lezcano J 118 L
7 Favorite Hour Velazquez J R 116 L
8 Soldat Garcia Alan 122 L
MTO Running Tap Lezcano J 116 L
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:33 PM
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7th (4:11) THE PHILSKI S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

1 Dual Citizen Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Deciphering Dreams Dominguez R A 118 FTL
3 Powhatan County Castellano J J 118 L
4 Air Support Maragh R 118 L
5 Liondrive Chavez J F 118 L
6 The Flying Whizzer Lezcano J 118 L
7 Favorite Hour Velazquez J R 116 L
8 Soldat Garcia Alan 122 L
MTO Running Tap Lezcano J 116 L


Thank you for the cards,Sighty.

But don't ever deliver them in a bikini again....I have a race to pre analyze!

Now run off quickly ...you little scamp!!








Oh look at that now, would ya?



























thud!!





















ah-choo!!

ah-choo!!





Ralph!!...you fool!


Smelling salts! ... salts! ...not peppers!!



ah-choo!!





God!




Let us do this thing.










1 Dual Citizen



one, then two
the funny man......whoa!!

what am I doing!?




crinkle...


trash can




2 Deciphering Dreams



Very
tempting,but this is a ringer...made to tempt.



Here's a cipher for ya:











whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!








3 Powhatan County


^^^^ Apache math.







crinkle...


trash can














4 Air Support



I've heard of child support, but not support for airs.


Ridiculous.






crinkle...


trash can












5 Liondrive
New competition....Tiger is finished.


And so is Mr. Lion.







crinkle...


trash can




















6 The Flying Whizzer



=:>





keepahkeepahkeepahkeepah!!!!







7 Favorite Hour


Unfortunately,for him....it's 7:11








crink-el!...



trash can











8




























Well....I almost made it.








crinkle...



trash can


























THE FLYING WHIZZ whizzes all over this one.

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Old 09-30-2010, 03:35 PM
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:37 PM
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ah-choo!



Thank you so very,very much.
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:02 PM
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I'm running out of things to do here,and my noodle harkens back to an old funny...as I ask it that question.





Christoper Lee (Dracula) to the director on the set of Dracula:Prince of Darkness .

Can't you give him something more to do?

Like what?
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:05 PM
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Dance naked!
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:30 PM
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Hmmm...good idea.Maybe later.


But I'm glad you stopped by.Am leaving to see my poor neighbor who is in the hospital. The story tonight as well. Anyways...Sighty-poo.

The next time you deliver the cards, you will borrow Deb-O-Deb's Paul Bunyan nightgown....the one with the double down liner,red and blue checks.

You will wear it and you will have the buttons buttoned all the way up.No hemming allowed....I don't care if it has a train .



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Old 09-30-2010, 06:57 PM
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This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.
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