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Old 09-29-2010, 02:29 PM
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Am going back to evpn...and staying there.
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Old 09-29-2010, 02:31 PM
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Am going back to evpn...and staying there.
No one will pet you there....
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:08 PM
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This is so true.





Maybe I'll stay here then.

Until EasyBake starts again,at least.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:20 PM
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I never get to join in any of the rain dear games...
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:45 PM
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!!!!

phooey on you ,Stevie!!




You upset Sighty-poo.

I should have RockTard ruin your rep.




Gosh that sounds really bad.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:50 PM
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Ass Rent Vito
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:56 PM
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Yes,that's worse.
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:22 PM
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God damnit I just got that out of my head.

Thanks a lot.

* * *

Where is Sighty?

Confused...
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:59 PM
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!!!!

phooey on you ,Stevie!!




You upset Sighty-poo.

I should have RockTard ruin your rep.




Gosh that sounds really bad.
Oh Puh - lease... Sighty gets tormented endlessly in the snowy doorway and cozy forest... I tease her the teeniest bit and am made the target of phooies? There's something very wrong going on here...
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:02 PM
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Oh Puh - lease... Sighty gets tormented endlessly in the snowy doorway and cozy forest... I tease her the teeniest bit and am made the target of phooies? There's something very wrong going on here...
you are a very bad man!!!!!!!!




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Old 09-29-2010, 07:47 PM
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This is so true.





Maybe I'll stay here then.

Until EasyBake starts again,at least.
Mortimer_horseymahn is a great name. Let's bring the horsey selections on...your cards:

Joe Hirsch Turf Classic Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/2 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $500,000


Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Grassy Gomez G K 126 L
2 Never On Sunday (FR) Fragoso P 126 L
3 Solitaire Maragh R 126 L
4 Treat Gently (GB) Velazquez J R 123 L
5 Al Khali Garcia Alan 126 L
6 Bearpath Borel C H 126 L
7 Telling Castellano J J 126 L
8 Strike a Deal Dominguez R A 126 L
9 Paddy O'Prado Desormeaux K J 121 L
10 Winchester Velasquez C 126 L
11 Interpatation Lezcano J 126 L



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Old 09-29-2010, 08:38 PM
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Mortimer_horseymahn is a great name. Let's bring the horsey selections on...your cards:

Joe Hirsch Turf Classic Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/2 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $500,000


Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Grassy Gomez G K 126 L
2 Never On Sunday (FR) Fragoso P 126 L
3 Solitaire Maragh R 126 L
4 Treat Gently (GB) Velazquez J R 123 L
5 Al Khali Garcia Alan 126 L
6 Bearpath Borel C H 126 L
7 Telling Castellano J J 126 L
8 Strike a Deal Dominguez R A 126 L
9 Paddy O'Prado Desormeaux K J 121 L
10 Winchester Velasquez C 126 L
11 Interpatation Lezcano J 126 L



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Thank you in ebullient bushels of bee polen,Sighty.


Take your time leaving..all the time you want.







Oh my God.







Look at that rhythmic dupa.

So pretty,so shapely....so catchy.









God...she's really milking this one.







Those hot legs walking proudly in tune with that swaying little music box...the tightness and shortness of the skirt.............oh my God!!



Sighty!!

Move it!!













whew!!

Almost didn't make that one.


Anyhoo---so OK.




The Hirschy Thing








1 Grassy



Is this on Grassy?

Ah dunno.

So when in doubt..




crinkle...


trash can








2 Never On Sunday


So we have a horsey who doesn't like Sunday and it's Saturday.

But that movie ...I wouldn't watch it for all the Hershey bars growing in Hershey,PA.



So now what the fucl< shall I do?

I'm going to flip a midget.




plunk!


thud!!



tails it is...you lose.





crinkle...


trash can





3 Solitaire

I thought he was a man of thought?

Wasn't he?


Either way, ah think...therefor ah is.

And so..





crinkle...



trash can






4 Treat Gently

I llllike it.


keepah







5 Al Khali



Tigers right fielder of days gone by.

Not many know he was a Muslim.


So solly..





crink-el ...


trash can





6



You know, SportyFans....I have seen some fine dupa over the course of time and I am here to tell you that exhibition by Sighty-poo was one of the hottest...............................






Phooey.

Did it again.

Goddamity.







crinkle...


trash can










7 Telling




I like him..No idea why.








8 Strike a Deal




A very interesting horsey.











whiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!











9 Paddy O'Prado





blech!blech!blech!!





crinklle...


trash can










10 Winchester


Never heard a him.









crinkle...


trash can















11 Interpatation


^^^^ Reason Canadian Spaceships can't fly.







crinkle...


trash can

































4/7



too close to call


exactanatah box your way to riches

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Old 09-29-2010, 08:58 PM
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:03 PM
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Thank you..I offer a bow.






Which was really dumb as this desk is high and I just fractured by dose.
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:17 PM
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11 Interpatation


^^^^ Reason Canadian Spaceships can't fly.







crinkle...


trash can




Get in my time machine. It's set to last year... one of the great moments.




"... and Gio Ponti is the leader....



Interpatation trying to come back at him...



With one furlong to go...



Interpatation is a stubborn foe...



GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD!



GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD



... TO INTERPATATION... WHO RUNS A REMARKABLE RACE "




He may very well be last this time around. I couldn't care less.

I am just giving you the option though...

If you'd like to be on my lifetime **** list then by all means, keep insulting him.

Or you could always go and watch the Joe Hirsch from last year and then tell me if he belongs in the trash can.

It's your call.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:37 AM
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Interpatation...what is in a name?
an interplanetary space station
or simply wolf bane?
how fast will he leave the others behind?
or on the other turn,will he be watching... all theirs?

having been given a hard pill to swallow
having been taken to task
but yet it still does follow
he will be viewing their collective as.s

as i lose one fine example
and precious breasts so firm
their breadth so ample
i cannot change that final turn

the cards have spoken, Sighty's dupa has swayed
i will have one less token,and will be deep dissmayed
i become a mere sprinkle ..in a storm of the banned
but he must still go ---crink-el




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